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On a positive note I wrote 1.3k words today!!!

#admittedly some of that was copy and pasted from earlier drafts #but we take Ws where we can

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do you ever just … picture a whole scene, a whole fanfiction in your head, you know how to place every single word of the english dictionary that you need (or your language dictionary), you know how to structure your sentences, you know just what your characters are going to say to each other and then… and then you just open microsoft word.

#🥲 #I have written this chapter three times

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morning necessities. commission for lovely @tapioca-milktea1978 💕

#ghostsoap

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do any of my fellow writers/artists get annoyed by more enthusiastic reblogs? like using all caps and/or keyboard smashing? is it something you would block over personally? there’s no wrong answer!

i personally love any interaction but i just don’t wanna come off as annoying in my reblogs lol

#honestly they’re top tier

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🍲🧼

#soap #nails. eyeshadow. I’m.

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training

#ghost #good googly moogly

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LUCY MACLEAN in FALLOUT (S1Ep2 The Target)

#SAME #fallout

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Halsin's incredible patience and nonassertiveness (unless it's literal life or death), the way he never responds with more than mild irritation or hurt even when he's insulted, the way he lets everyone assume he has no feelings- while also struggling to externalize his own emotions (minus romantic ones)- the way he sees relationships differently than others, the way he holds disdain for most of how society views things, the way he is incredibly empathetic to the point of not being able to tolerate any suffering or unfairness, the way he has a poor sense of boundaries (particularly around sex), his dialogue if turned down by Tav about having thought their interest in his lovers was a sign of romantic interest, the implications that Thaniel was possibly his only childhood friend, his finding more companionship with animals than people to an even greater extent than most other Druids have, his extremely humble nature, the way he overfocuses on his goals to the point of letting everything else fall by the wayside, the rigidity of some of his ways of thinking especially WRT nature...

Halsin is autistic y'all. Source: am autistic

#Obama voice: it is law #halsin

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prince of the gate indeed ✨

— wyll as regé-jean page in that one pic posted by Valc0_ on twitter

edit: just to clarify the clothing is PHOTOBASHED i only edited colours and shape a bit!! tysm to everyone who thought i did paint it tho waahh thats really flattering 🧡

#wyll #even photobashed this is incredible dude

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"smile" pt. 2 📷

#soap #i’m foaming at the mouth #also the fucking selfie at the bottom Simon pls

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his looks just add to the appeal 🤤

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I LIED THERE’S A FOURTH ROMANCE OPTION. AND A FIFTH.

They’re two light switches. Yes you read that right. Light. Switches. They get jealous of each other if you talk to both of them.

Guess what? No. Guess. Lol. Guess!

That’s right! You caught me! I lied again! There’s a sixth romance option. It’s a floating brain in a robot body with TV monitors for eyes. She thinks your toes are actually little penises attached to your feet. You can give her a strip tease. Kind of.

One companion, a doctor named Arcade Gannon, will decide to follow you around the wasteland if your intelligence score is too low. Specifically, to keep you alive, because he believes you are too dumb to survive alone.

If you pick a certain perk at the start of the game, a gang of three old ladies will jump you outside of the location you meet Fisto.

There is a colony of ghouls determined to leave earth in a pre-war rocket ship. One member of the colony is actually just a human who believes he is a ghoul because he’s ugly.

I shit you not, the ghouls will actually make it off the planet if you help them.

There is a special kind of bottle cap that people literally commit murder to obtain, not because it’s worth more, but because, rumor has it, if you collect fifty of them you can win a prize. The bottle cap has a little blue star in the middle. Finding those motherfuckers will be the highlight of each play session.

Fun stuff about Fallout: New Vegas for the uninitiated:

There’s one romance option! His name is Fisto. Please assume the position :)

Having your brain removed from your skull is not only survivable, it’s actually, in some cases, better for you.

You can even have a conversation with your own brain! No matter your gender it has a male Bostonian accent and is FURIOUS at you for the multiple severe head wounds you’ve inflicted upon it.

Speaking of head wounds, I lied, there’s actually two romance options. The other character you can sleep with, voiced by Chandler Bing, is the one that shot you in the head at the start of the game. He likes feet stuff, and will leave you the morning after :(

Think Cooper is the first cowboy ghoul Dom in fallout? Think again!

In order to get into New Vegas proper, you have the option to solve a scooby-do mystery for a gang of Elvis impersonators.

You cannot join the gang :(

The boss of this gang has a cyborg dog named Rex. Rex despises rats—and also hats, possibly because it rhymes with rats.

In New Vegas, a robot escort will pay you one thousand dollars for each snow globe you find and bring to her. She calls you sugar. You can compliment her hair.

Everyone wants to fuck the mummy man, don’t worry, you’re normal.

Remember those edits with Danaerys Targaryen and the quote “I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me”? Straight up stolen from this game. Specifically, from the mummy man, who is in fact talking about how his Mormonism kept him from dying when he was set on fire by a Julius Caesar impersonator.

There is a town called Novac that settled in the ruins of a motel. Novac has a gift shop built into a giant statue of a toy dinosaur. At the top of the toy dinosaur you can help a war criminal get revenge for the death of his wife. Then he becomes your bestie :)

One available companion is a floating radio robot named ED-E. He can’t speak but if your intelligence score is high enough you can understand him anyway. He beeps. Exclusively.

Sorry. I lied again. There’s three romance options. The third is a woman who runs big game death matches in the sewers. You win her heart by stealing eggs from wild animals for her breeding program.

You can buy the most powerful weapon in the game from a child playing tag in the slums with what he thinks is a toy gun. It’s the detonator for an orbital nuke.

Don’t know Liam O’Brien’s voice? You will!

In the end, the real villain is capitalism, and you are fully able—ENABLED—to choose anarchy.

#fallout

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I do this. This is Final Pam. You remember how your backyard barbecue go, the Smiths. Pretty good it doesn’t seem. Haha, I tell little joke.

NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!

#fallout #NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM

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#soap #horny tag

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i think everyone leaving "reblog dont (just) like" notices on their art needs to think about youtubers and their calls to action and how often it actually works, how often it only serves to irritate, and when exactly does it work and why that might be and what makes those calls different to all the other ones that just get ignored or frustrate people. because you are doing that, and you're doing it badly, and youre losing subscriber

#personally Iike comments just as much as reblogs—probably more! #I like knowing what people think of my work :) in the tags or in the comments it doesn’t really matter to me

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"Just so you know this was the best day of my life."

The levels of world building to that is actually so good

But first of all fuck you asshole

Second of all

Imagine living in a wasteland all your life but then for one day you get to eat delicious food in a country farm wedding to a beautiful woman who takes you to a home you only saw in old newspaper pictures. For just a moment you could feel what that life was like? That's insane. But not sustainable

#whoever that actor was put his whole pussy into it #like there was CONFLICT on his face #during the vows? that was a man who was thinking about how this could all be real #and scarcely being able to believe it #fallout

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every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).