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haven’t had sex in a while might slam my head against the wall idk
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my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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I told all the crows about what you did btw. Good luck next time you’re in the forrest
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The Tunnel of Light in Petra Jordan
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please be patient with me im from the 1900s
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Something in me wants more. I can't rest.
— Sylvia Plath, from “The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath.”
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