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Originally posted: December 11, 2021

OH NO THEY HAD TO REMOVE THE SPLINTERS FROM HIS DICK???? I THOUGHT IT WAS HIS HANDS OMG IM SO SORRY

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Originally posted: December 11, 2021

How many ~delicate~ splinters have the Headwoods had to remove from Wilford due to his puppet habits?

They made a goo that just brings them to the surface at a point to make them easier to take out

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Originally posted: November 30, 2021

Wilford after one drink:

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Originally posted: November 29, 2021

please read this fic it's excellent

HEYA WEIRDOS, HERE'S WILFORD FUCKING THE MELANIE PUPPET. HOPE Y'ALL LIKE IT, I AM VERY ASHAMED OF MYSELF. GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL. (Original post)

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Originally posted: November 30, 2021

Cursed Ask: How many times a week do you think Wilford fucks his Melanie!Puppet?

Omg who are youuuu?????

I've already thought about this far too much this morning 😂

I don't think it's necessarily a weekly occurrence, he probably goes through phases of using it frequently then leaving it in the brig for months on end

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Originally posted: November 29, 2021

Cursed Ask: How many times a week do you think Wilford fucks his Melanie!Puppet?

First let’s start with a mood board to represent all the stages of grief I went through reading this:

Okay now that that’s done:

Do you think that he makes the puppet talk during it? With a voice mimicking Melanie’s and everything? Hell, do you think he has one of the puppeteers there hiding behind something to do that so it doesn’t kill the vibe by him being the one to both fuck it and make the voices?

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Originally posted: September 28, 2021

Wilford: what’s this?

Melanie: that’s soup.

Wilford: but it’s in a square container.

Melanie: yes.

Wilford: …

Melanie: something wrong?

Wilford: I’m fine. Everything’s fine.

Melanie: are you going to put it back?

Wilford: excuse me?

Melanie: that square soup marked ‘property of Bennett Knox.’ Are you going to put it back?

Wilford: …

Later:

Ben: where’s my lunch?

Melanie: Joseph incinerated it.

Ben: what?

Melanie: he tossed it into the hydrogen reactor, and it incinerated.

Ben: …

Melanie: I think he didn’t like the square container.

Ben: I’ll be honest, it kind of bothered me as well.

#snowpiercer #soup discourse #2021

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Originally posted: September 28, 2021

Which of the Engineers puts soup in square Tupperware containers to freak Wilford out?

Why....why wouldn't you put soup in a square tupperware container?

But also Melanie. She lives to freak him out.

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Originally Posted: December 15, 2021

Wilford: I promised you, all cardboard tubes will be confiscated and thrown from the train. But the Jacks will keep order. Three thousand souls stuffed into a ten mile steel *bonk*

Wilford: …was that Alex just now?

Melanie: I won’t give you anything. Not matter WHAT you do to me. And I know you want me to *bonk*

Alex: *RUNS*

Wilford: I saw that one! Typical Cavill turncoat! BATTLESTATIONS!

Melanie: Joseph, the train!

Wilford: Not with a traitor in our midst! To war!

Melanie: *double facepalm*

#snowpiercer #cardboard tubegate #2021

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Originally Posted: December 15, 2021

Dear cardboard tube game players,

It has come to my attention that many of you may be unaware of how the British members of this fandom are interpreting your posts/DMs regarding innocently hitting each other with a cardboard tube.

I hereby regret to inform you that we have, once again, succumbed to the perils of using regional slang in an international community.

Thank you all, for accidentally making us laugh a lot this evening.

#snowpiercer #cardboard tubegate #2021

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Originally Posted: December 15, 2021

Melanie: reblogs the original 'hit me with a cardboard tube' post

Javi: reblogs it once, blocks everyone who reblogs it from him

Ben: reblogs that post back and forth with Melanie

Wilford: creates a new post titled 'reblog to hit me with a metal pole' and sends it exclusively to Ben

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Originally Posted: December 15, 2021

Nice to see the Snowpiercer fandom is enjoying hitting each other with cardboard tubes. Tis the season!

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