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#lmfao #trigger warning for snape????? #pro snape

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ok snape as a videogame npc. what items does he drop when you kill him?

I'm thinking: keys, wand, 5 sickles 2 knuts, partially used handkerchief, confiscated magazine, tiny phial of poison (illegal)

#pro snape

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I wonder if Snape ever refers to himself as ‘Snivellus’ inside his own head in moments of low self-esteem or self-loathing.

#pro snape #just musing…

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snape jorts

#sometimes you just have to post u know

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nearly suffocating with laughter at the idea of snape attending some ministry-enforced teacher training and having to do those insufferable icebreaker activities that are like "say your name, your position, and a fun fact about yourself :)". he would hate it. he would die. i'm obsessed with the idea. what would he even say?

#'my fun fact is i hate teaching' #maybe 'i like to collect jars' idk #snape #pro snape

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Yes! Vindication!!

Don’t forget that snape had long, yellowed fingernails. I see y’all leaving this out of your fanarts and descriptions of him in some kind of effort to make him more “””appealing””” smh.

He’s a stinky, feral, bastard man and don’t you forget it.

#i seriously feel so much better now #at least it wasnt totally made up #-long yellow finger- -> -long yellow fingernail- at least makes some sense

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yeah there's actually no source because i seem to have dreamed it up entirely🤣🤣🤣 someone noticed that before as well if you scroll through the notes. I thought this might have come from a 'potions stained fingers' passage but I can't find reference to that either. I guess all of it was in my head?? Or maybe a lot of fanfics have used this as a description.

Anyway, this was an amazing post, thank you so much.

Don’t forget that snape had long, yellowed fingernails. I see y’all leaving this out of your fanarts and descriptions of him in some kind of effort to make him more “””appealing””” smh.

He’s a stinky, feral, bastard man and don’t you forget it.

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Referring to a canon character as "my oc" because I put more work into them than the author

#tbh

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what do you all think about this snard (snape card)

from here

#snape #pro snape #ngl i think he looks kinda weird #the doe spade is cool tho

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LMFAO

#this one is actually more accurate

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#snape #pro snape #whats up babes im back

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#he would #tell me he wouldnt and i will show u a liar

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Oh he is Cozy and Content in this moment. I can tell.

Paper works

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Edit | Props and background from the sims 4

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Don’t forget that snape had long, yellowed fingernails. I see y’all leaving this out of your fanarts and descriptions of him in some kind of effort to make him more “””appealing””” smh.

He’s a stinky, feral, bastard man and don’t you forget it.

#pro snape #you have to know I say this with love #but like…. the long yellow fingernails are gross #he’s supposed to be kinda gross!!

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He eats like shit when he’s not at Hogwarts imo. He has like one meal a day when he remembers. Something stupid and awful. Canned beans hit with a warming charm, eaten straight from the tin. Spam sandwiches made with council bread, margarine, and no veg. Sometimes he buys the ingredients for a proper sandwich but then just ends up eating sliced ham from the bag with his hands. Just. Packets of biscuits and crisps instead of a real meal. He’ll also fit in some coffee or really strong tea somewhere in there.

This goes on for like days or weeks at a time, until he’s hit with inspiration and makes fancy meals for himself. I’m talking high end shit. Exotic ingredients. Maybe things that require a lot of skill to master. It’s like potions but more forgiving and more tasty. I’m talking like paella, charred elk, beef wellington with puff pastry from scratch, macarons, soufflés, home made consommé. The works.

My headcanon: He’s really, really good at cooking. He’s just a stinky disaster man that falls apart easily and can’t function at this level for very long. So after a few days or maybe weeks of this fancyness he’s back on his tinned beans bullshit.

Oh and just realized I ended up not even talking about food preferences. I think he’s the sort of guy that will eat anything. I like to think he has a sweet tooth, and kinda has a taste for shitty muggle foods as well.

Important question:

What kinds of foods does Snape like? What doesn't he like? Most importantly: does he like spicy food?

Share your headcanons

#headcanon #I have actually thought about this A LOT #this became more about cooking and eating habits oh well