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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

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yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure

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Did you eat? (I love you) I bought the bread you like (I love you) I noticed you were upset so I brought you tea (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) I know you have a lot of work and can't talk now so I will leave this thing you like around (I love you) I did your chores (I love you) I will sit by in case you need anything (I love you. I love you. I love you)

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i love pictures of the international space station which are just completely overexposed because that is just.. unequivocally an angel.

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"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

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The Bear + Richie's Growth

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shes so unserious djddnddndd

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

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meow meow meow meow meow. did u ever think of that

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Under The Table

Can we talk about the under the table scene posted on Instagram WITHOUT THE MUSIC 😱? A man could never speak platonically to a woman with that tone of voice 🙄.

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don't compare me to these bitches because we are not the same...

the bear (2022) / rage by rico nasty

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