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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.

#people havs Zero concept of the prevalence of financial abuse tactics

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thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

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"i love complex queer identities" you guys can't even handle aroallos.

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Gonna be honest. If Rudolph’s nose was bright enough to guide Santa’s sleigh in the fog, that thing must’ve been bright as hell. “You would even say it glows” that shit is a spotlight.

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#art #gay #bdsm #queer #erotic #trans #transmasc

#undescribed

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I think the most ridiculously stupid thing about the current western anti-Zionist movement is how much they hate my actual stance on the I/P region. Not the war, necessarily—but the longterm solution.

Because, like, my only criteria for a “good” longterm solution to I/P is one which honors both peoples’ (Jews and Palestinians) cultural ties and rights to the land; one that takes both their concerns—especially that of safety—seriously and accounts for it. The details? That’s something people better and smarter and more powerful than I can debate and hammer out—but anything less than the unwavering commitment to respecting the rights and humanity of all affected parties is an unacceptable outcome, and I cannot for the life of me understand how that could be offensive to anyone.

And YET.

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#i had a friend in high school with a heart valve oroblem who required daily And episodic medication #and she had to keep it in the nurses office. seventeen years old #and several times shed have an episode where i had to human crutch walk her several buildings down to the office #and then sit with her to monitor her cause there wasnt a nurse who could do that #it was absolute bullshit

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“is this salt homemade?” you ask

“you tell me” i reply, pointing to the big jar of sodium sitting next to the big jar of chloride

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I like to change my computer bg seasonally and just found my winter pic:

besnouted bovid beast

#undescribed

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I'm now reading the books so here's a doodle page for comet in moominland

#moomin #undescribed

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You can start wearing your mask again at any time BTW. You don't have to be high risk to wear one and those who are high risk in your life thank you.

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"don't worry about how other people perceive you" okay but like how they treat me is frequently determined by how they perceive me and I would prefer people be niceys to me

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no, YOU’RE looking at him respectfully. i’m objectifying him to filth we’re built different

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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

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tiktok health misinformation is so funny, like hell yeah brother.

#undescribed #PROMMY ??

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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

#undescribed #I'm team “I'd prefer you take them off” #“but if you are truly uncomfortable you can leave them on” #< prev #same #my shoes can help w my chronic pain so ill keep em on sometimes #but my apartment is almost all carpeting and if it gets messed up our dick landlord will make us oay for cleaning

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Isn't Hannibal problematic...

no, but i understand the confusion! it's a common misconception, but serial murder and cannibalism are okay in real life.