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Dead Like Me was such a slept on show. Granted it didn't have an overall plot or major variation per episode it was still good. It was relatable and the characters were real people.

#dead like me

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Don’t cry because its over

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me, a hopeless romantic buffoon waking up every day: maybe just maybe i’ll encounter romance today…

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I propose we begin referring to tendons as skeleton spaghetti

#thanks for coming to my ted talk #because if you think about it tendons are just stringy like spaghetti #skeleton clique #science #skeletonart #spaghetti #italien

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I can’t wait to grow up

and have a career and knowledge pertaining to plants. I can’t wait to have children who I can teach. Instead of giving my young children tablets to draw flowers on I’m going to teach them about nature around them and what plants are like and how they can be used. I’m going to show my children the joy of gardening and the serenity of nature. I’m going to show them the world as it should be: bountiful and beautiful

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How would I get the hashtag #GuillotinePedos trending? Asking for a friend

#GuillotinePedos

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Vampire pulling out woman’s DivaCup: Shots shost shot s shors

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i love BREAD and WOMEN and that’s all you need know

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Also,,,, I dreamed a meme

I was taking a nap and this ominous and quite terrifying meme came to me and I’m completely unsure of its meaning. I did my best of making it.

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Water is puréed ice

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Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

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assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

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By far my favorite Gieco commercial is the oil workers striking soft serve and sprinkles instead of oil.

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Me, mildly lactose intolerant: chocolate milk seems good :)

Me, tummy going gurgle: :(

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society needs shame. if you dont embarrass weird greasy kids in high school they turn into adults who walk their girlfriends around on dog leashes in the mall

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