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I have a primal necessity to pluck strey hairs off of people, be it their tits or back or legs and it's all fun and games with my friends until I turn around and see someone with a *blond* hair on their *black* pants and have to fight the whole urge to try and pull that singular hair hair off their ass without poking them with my nails. I've spread this necessity to my friends and now they are doomed for eternity with it. I am contagious. Fear me and my hair peeling finger nails, I'm coming for your ass hair.

#hairy #contagious #oh no #funny #i'm coming for you

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I am convinced that every old wizard is a native speaking German that is saying the literal translations in English.

Like, you don't ever hear an old wizard say

**Don't be scared. You are not as stupid as you look."**

Naw, unless they a modern old wizard, they be saying some

**Fear not! You have accomplished great feats despite your illiterate nature!"**

Tell me I'm wrong.

#wizard #writing #funny #debate

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Chaotic good

i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao

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Big thanks on that first one lmao

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Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

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Caucasus Viper (Vipera kaznakovi), family Viperidae, Georgia

Venomous.

ENDANGERED.

Photograph by Serpenti del Ticino

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Yup

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How'd they find out?

Hurry! Board the windows!

They could be anywhere~

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Its still theft regardless of where its from if you do not have explicit consent from the owner.

listen I say this with patience bc some people may genuinely have not thought about this before but if you firmly say “AI art is terribly unethical and steals from artists” (which is correct) but then turn around and use voice AIs to generate songs/voice lines that sound like your favourite voice actors or singers……………………………………that is also AI art and it is also terribly unethical

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Yup