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smartiepants217 · 20 days
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RICO FROM HANNAH MONTANA?!
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He is an interesting critter bro
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smartiepants217 · 2 months
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Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.
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smartiepants217 · 3 months
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smash or pass
@smartiepants217
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smartiepants217 · 4 months
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I think you’re talking about my grandfather
80 years old... he shouldve been at the club
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smartiepants217 · 1 year
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Let that little snail out! He’s using his little hammer, that’s why the ears are ringing! Let him out!
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smartiepants217 · 1 year
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Listen, I may be American, but I’m more than willing to help in the efforts. Down with the British Governance of countries that despise them! Revolution time babyyyy!
sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that
theres 3 of us and 1 of england
i say we just kick the english out the uk
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smartiepants217 · 2 years
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Especially those who aren’t strangers to love.
Did this post help you know the rules?
Why rickrolling is problematic
The post got a bit long so I put it under a readmore. This is important, please read
Keep reading
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smartiepants217 · 2 years
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Crash
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smartiepants217 · 3 years
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Rotties have the square head defense.
What that means? Not a clue.
But the small dogs are chosen because of the high concentration of evil they allow, since it doesn’t have to be dispersed through a larger area
hi guys. so, since we have all noticed the tumbleweeds and sand on our dry-as-a-desert dashboards recently, reblog this and start a conversation in the tags. it could be anything, from a subject you have a very strong opinion on, to something you would like to know about me or the person you reblogged it from, or something about yourself which you would like to share. it could even be the weather outside, or how many people you've murdered this week. and invite the person seeing it to reblog and continue the convo!
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smartiepants217 · 3 years
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Very true, honestly it’s the only way to go
consider : standing on roombas to move around
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smartiepants217 · 3 years
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Until you tape a knife to them, then it’s every ankle for themself
consider : standing on roombas to move around
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smartiepants217 · 3 years
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@worldheritagepostorganization
I think I found one for you
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smartiepants217 · 3 years
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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
im not a pissbaby
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smartiepants217 · 3 years
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smartiepants217 · 3 years
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Why the hell do you know his name? How much does it take to satisfy Bob?
Su puta madre
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smartiepants217 · 3 years
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You suck /hj
I feel like fire is the safest option because you clowned at the first ones to choose the other options, and I think you’re clowning at me because you imagine me as the dog in the “Everything is fine” meme while you caused the fire burning all around me.
I suppose it is time for me to vote now
Given the context clues, I have to say the fire.
We can only hope
(I wrote that last bit before I remembered our conversation, which is rather concerning)
;o) fire it is then eh? 🔥🔥🔥
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smartiepants217 · 3 years
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BOOST BOOST BOOST!
POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!
Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.
SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.
Ad revenue.
We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.
WHEN IS THE PROTEST?
AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time
AUGUST 5th, 2021
11 pm Central Time (US)          10 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)
THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!
So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!
WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.
WILL THIS WORK?
Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.
BECAUSE I’M A TIRED IDIOT, USE THIS TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR TIME ZONE!!!!
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