help m drunk and stuck in this bar bathroom
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need to feel someone's leather-gloved hand in my cunt soon before i make it a national security issue
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Do you like girls?
yes in case it wasn’t clear i am v much into women 💕
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Details of Michelangelo’s masterpiece “David” (1501–1504)
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Bigfin Reef Squid (Sepioteuthis lessoniana), family Loliginidae, found in shallow seas of the Pacific and Indian Oceans, and the eastern Mediterranean
photograph by Doug Finney
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my next potential sexual partner is getting given a white board drawing of a fanny and a pen and told to circle the clit and if they can't then sorry but I don't have time for boys who can't fuck 👋👋
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hi. non penetrative sex is often more intimate. more on this later
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puppy on the train today!!!
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.
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to be loved by something that hates all else
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