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Every time you meet a short tempered service worker, remember that they might be Caspar "Scott" Midnightburger, and they just haven't done the necessary time- and space travelling to grow yet. You don't know where people are in their story and if their flaws will be fixed by fighting an intergalactic empire.

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You wanna do something nice for yourself? Set your AO3 skin to Reversi for dark mode.

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More silly Garden for y'all 🥰

#red valley #red valley fanfic #red valley podcast #fanfic #rv garden #gordon porlock #warren godby

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Bruh Garden is such a great ship name.

Like a Warren is a rabbits home

And a Gord is a little pumpkin

And you know where you can find both Rabbits and Gords? A freaking *garden* my dude.

It's literally the cutest ship name ever.

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So I'm back on my Red Valley nonsense again, right? Because if I'm not forcing emotionally damaged middles aged podcast characters to fuck for enrichment I'm probably dead.

ANYWAY.

Been listening to my favorite Garden conversations again to really just try and cement voices in my head. I always thought for S2 episode 6 I was feral over the little pause before 'You're extremely useful"

NO!

My ass is gnashing teeth over Warren's pause between "Can I sleep....... On your floor?"

You cannot TELL me he wasn't scrambling to find something to plausibly replace "with you"

I hope when my boy comes back from the wars he gets to kiss a frozen brazilian archivist.

#god they are so fucking gay

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so... are they?

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Forgor to post this to tumblr

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I love you fat transmascs who can't pass because of our curves and boobs. I love you fat gnc transmascs. I love you fat transmascs for whom passing won't make you happy. I love you fat closeted transmascs. I love you fat transmascs with PCOS. I love you fat transmascs with sensory issues who don't want to or can't grow facial hair. I love you fat transmascs who can't get gender affirming surgeries because of archaic BMI limitations. I love you fat transmascs who don't want to lose weight. I love you fat transmascs who've tried everything and cant lose weight. I love you fat and disabled transmascs. I love you fat transmascs who don't want hrt or surgery. I love you fat balding transmascs. I love you fat hairy transmascs. I love you fat transmascs who gained weight because of hrt. I love you fat transmascs on birth control. I love you fat transmascs.

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Oh this one is cute AF!

I ain't bother to tag people, but moots give me your cute faces 🤲🤲🤲

Howdy hey! We're starting a new piccrew chain!

Tagging my beloveds - @rebuke-me, @razzmatazzez, @briandthemoon, @broadwaytheanimatedseries, @initial-lime, @the-bones-in-your-backyard, @encryptidarchivist, @johnnycagesrightnut, @theskyisfallingblog, @woomyonstring, @jayrogueartwork

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Once upon a time…

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it really is insane to me how in the mid 2010s netflix had a reputation of making cool, inclusive series as well as saving tv shows after their networks cancelled them, and now here we are today with every halfway decent netflix original show getting cancelled after 1-2 seasons and a bajillion episodes of bigmouth

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a lesbian romance but it's between a woman and her circular saw

#Bryony Halbeck #red valley

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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this too shall pass

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Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth