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ok bro
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obsessed with this
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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me
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had a dream last night wherein i reread infinite jest in two sittings... i want to reread this book so bad
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Go sharty, it’s your squirt day
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We're making out and he starts grabbing my crotch through my ebay Tripp pants and I say "wait, hold on," and take out my phone. I unsubscribe from r/virgin.
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aegis-bearing jove will you PLEASE save my white ass
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Annie Clark I was not familiar with your game 🫡
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Tgirl fag voice has healing powers
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