I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
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Red botryoidal chalcedony from North Ankara, Turkey
Photo: Hasan Kürük
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Kelsier: In and out, quick job. 1 night tops.
Dockson: Fine.
(Cut to 5 weeks later with 11 plantations burnt down and Docksons leg is broken)
Dockson: I hate you.
Kelsier: That’s fair.
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What’s the latest wizard trend
dating vampires
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basically i'm checking to see who likes pickles and who doesn't 💚🥒 (<- pretend that is a pickle thanks)
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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Little pianist 🎵
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My appetite is completely shot, but the good news is that I think it's a side-effect of the new meds. This is good news because it means I can force myself to eat something anyways, as opposed to it being a digestive issue, where trying to eat makes me throw up.
I'm hoping this won't last to tomorrow, but at least I know that eating is still an option, even if it's a bit of a slog
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I met a girl in camp once who was wearing very fancy blue socks with red octopuses on them that matched her curly red hair, so I complimented her outfit and she was like "hold the fuck on" and proceeded to roll up her pant leg and show me that she had a massive matching octopus TATTOO on her leg and then I asked her what she did for a living and she said she's a marine biologist and I was sitting there like. Of fucking course you are
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persims
twitter/ insta/ store
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The three distinct types of found family:
Commits crimes together.
Fights crimes together.
Constantly switching back and forth between the other two at a horrifying speed.
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c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*
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Another prophecy fulfilled…
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