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i think of zagreus and i lowkey tear up … he’s so special to me guys ,,, he’s just a chaotic bisexual man who discovered his entire life has been a lie and now has to find his real mother but he keeps being stopped by his ex girlfriend and her sisters, his childhood best friend is mad at him bc he wants to escape, and then his own dad tries to kill him and when he finally reaches his mom he can’t even stay with her … i need to hug him so bad

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I like to think that I'm funny (based on that one meme):

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the way zagreus feels useless and like he doesn’t belong in the underworld, like his life has no meaning and probably thinks no one cares much about him but literally everyone adores him, he’s so loved but he doesn’t realize that and that thought makes me depressed as hell. can someone hug him and tell him how amazing he is.

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Slaying the princess AHHHHHHHHH

#slay the princess #black tabby games #twitch streamer

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#twitch streamer #skyworm streams

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I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.

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the leg

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Zonai Jelly Sandwich

He's had worse

#tears of the kingdom #the culinary art realy is about trying new things and hoping it doesnt kill you

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they should keep making botw sequels. every six to seven years a new tragedy befalls hyrule that makes link lose another chunk of himself. with every new game link gets a new alien prosthesis and zelda gets a little bit weirder and more offputting. by the end of the franchise link needs weekly blood transfusions because his body is rejecting all of his parts and zelda is scuttling backwards up walls like "l̴̨͍̀̍͌͝ḯ̸̬̮̤n̷̈́̚ͅk̷̛͈͕̇̊̊̑̽ͅ.̷̥͚͔̝̈́͋.̵̻̱̙͠.̸͕̩̣̜̍̑̕ͅ ̶̞̜̬̖̍̎͑̆̚ͅć̸͔͚̲̹̓̅̈́͜͠ỏ̶̥͎̻̩̫̮͂m̵̗͐e̶̞̜̱̣̽̃̈́ ̵̫͈̃̍̄̉͒f̷̺̦̍͑̒͠i̶̛̛̟̅̋̏̓n̴͕͗̔̅͘ḑ̶͒̾͐͘͘ ̶̧̝̙̝̿ͅm̴͉̺̂̈́̏e̵͚͙̊̓" and hyrule is an unrecognizable shell of what it once was.

#legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #fucked up and creepy.... just the way i like it!

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Breath of the Wild: "Link, climb these mysterious towers to get a better view of the surrounding lands."

Tears of the Kingdom: "Link, we're gonna fire you out of this cannon like the god damn Apollo space shuttle, try and get a couple pictures before you pass out."

#legend of zelda #totk

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I am fighting for my life.

#the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #totk #I fucking love those things!!!!!!! like em so much more than guardians

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Well it was working fine for him!

#legend of zelda #the legend of zelda

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Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do

#the legend of zelda #legend of zelda

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I am playing on a Minecraft SMP inspired by The Magnus Archives! It is called the Magnus SMP and I am currently streaming it on Twitch!

Please stop by and feel free to ask some questions about the server! I am not one of the people who are in charge of it or have organized it but I can tell all I know and understand.

#minecraft smp #the magnus archives #twitch streamer

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we all need to start appreciating peridot stevenuniverse more for what she did for us. it would be easier to say what she DIDN'T do honestly. she's autistic. she's silly. she's sad and little. she's an overworked i. t. guy. she's a saturday morning cartoon villain. she's aroace. she's gay. she yelled at her boss and immediately had a mental breakdown. she's both a victim of and perpetuates the oppressive society she was raised in. she has to unlearn her conceptions of other people's worth and her own worth so she stops hurting other people and hurting herself. she achieves this in part through robot fights. she's hyperfixated on a canadian soap opera. she draws shipping charts. she's nonbinary. she can never go home again. she doesn't want to go home again. she went from believing literally anything was a weapon that could be used to harm her to farming and making art and music with her best friend in a barn. she's like 3 feet tall. she has a twitter account where she talks in all caps constantly. she's green and her hair is a triangle literally what can't she do.

#steven universe

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How has humanity, in its innovative and expanding desire for optimization, still not figured out a way to zest citrus fruits without wasting half of the delicate fibers or flavor within the micro plane/cheese grater.

Is it so selfish of me to simply want more that 70% of the zest which I zested to remain usable, and not stuck to metal implements like plaque? Am I truly in the wrong for desiring lemon, orange, lime, citron, grapefruit, and pomelo zest in ordinance with the law of conservation of matter? Or does the universe continually spite my efforts yet again.