Don Karnage is that guy who tries so hard to stay tidy, but then his hair gets messed up while he's flying
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I met Jim Cummings at comic-con. He recognized my cosplay, went into character, and delivered my new favorite Don Karnage line:
"They got my good side, which is my face."
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For anyone having trouble reading it:
Talespin takes place during the same time as The Great Depression. In "Sky Pirates" the pirates sing the lyrics "It keeps us in the air and off the street!" That's why Don Karnage has such a large crew, they're all victims of The Great Depression.
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i am so desperate to see more HQ footage from this cartoon
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I have come to the conclusion that Don Karnage (from Talespin, not Ducktales) would be the safest Disney Pirate crew to be on.
Captain Hook shot a man for singing badly.
Long John Silver (Treasure Planet) crushed a man's arm to keep up appearances, and his crewmates are dicks
Barbossa shot a crewmate to see if the curse was lifted, showing no care for if he died
NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO JACK SPARROW'S CREW
But Don Karnage? Sure, he slaps and insults his crew regularly. But do you know what he did to yhe crewmates who attempted to mutiny against him on multiple occasions?
He not only let them live, but they kept their jobs.
On any other crew, attempted mutiny would be an immediate death sentence.
If Don Karnage is gonna let the attempted mutineers live and keep their jobs, you're probably safe no matter how bad you screw up. You cannot do much worse than ATTEMPTED MUTINY. I mean, even if he tortured them, his torture methods mostly consist of dragging claws on a chalkboard and whatever the heck he was going to do with those turnips and sandpaper.
Also, air pirates would have a larger range of places to loot due to not being restricted to just bodies of water, plus Baloo is the only pilot that consistently outsmarts Don Karnage. He is a VERY successful pirate.
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i have a thing for pirate captains apparently
(REBLOGS appreciated! <3)
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*5 minutes ago*
/crazy sounds/
"I'm a very calm person. I love everyone"
-- Tarani
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