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#tempted by the deserted island just bc it sounds like a paid vacay but ultimately... canned food #gonna buy a house

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on an editing kick. enjoy 💜💙

#soooo true #challengers

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the "and they were a doubles team" challengers reveal had me gasping aloud

#challengers

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people who reply to work emails/teams messages on their weekend/outside of their work hours but then tell you that they're doing that ("can't attach anything since I'm on my phone having breakfast with my kids on Saturday") are SOOOOO fucking annoying... just don't reply then! you want a medal for being a workaholic??

#my boss who is in australia always does this since the american team is working on friday which is his saturday #bro.... don't reply.... have breakfast with your dumb kids

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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

#asking this in the spring has an impact #i would kill for the warmth of 60 #but in july? perhaps a cool day

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#breaking bad

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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#i just replaced my s9 which i bought used and had for almost 2 years despite its busted screen #and got an s21 which is still a 3 year old phone i believe #but its not even refurbished it was brand new! #score!

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#gotta go toilet tbh!! it's just very fast and easy lol #either that or trash #some of these i hardly ever do (dusting) but it would be nice if they were magically done #what a beautiful fantasy

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

#me at work

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One thing that's vitally important to remember is that feeling ''weirded out'' is not a form of harm. It is a completely normal part of socializing. It is the feeling of encountering something unfamiliar. In order to be a kind person, you must learn to how to distinguish between "harmful" and "weird." And then you must accept the weird.

#also applies to grossed out! #so much conservative politics is just rationalizations and moralizations of being disgusted by things

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#that one taylor swift quote where she's literally like. umm i thought if i hung out with women people would stop speculating that i'm in #a relationship with everyone they see me with but i guess not! #she was so funny for saying that.. i will give her that one

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slightly losing my mind over this bookmark

#the ultimate end point of recipes with paragraphs of prose at the beginning

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im sad that the person in twitter who made this deleted their account because this video is just so influential to me

#dopiest smile on my face every time i watch this

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#one time in bed i said 'i like the flat pillows' and my bf grabbed my boob and said 'me too' so...