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The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

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appetizer-thief forum

Calamari-Caper98: what are your favorite strategies for swindling diners?

Onionring_leader: i like to pretend to be the waiter and take it from the kitchen

chiphead8: i use firecrackers

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the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

#funny #truuuee

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jesus christ the UK legal system is just as much of a shitshow as the US's. and in some ways actually worse

#completely fucked #serious

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...Guys I think we need to stage an intervention for Jeff the Piller

#my post

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spiderman. opinions on rhode island

your mom rhode my island last night

#funny #reblog chain

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i watch baseball for the side quests

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I love baseball

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This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I'm never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn't make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn't use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

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probably shitty worldbuilding idea: fantasy world that keeps going

#minecraft #funny

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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

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