sirxlancelot

[sirxlancelot]

"I'll fry your brains out before you can even take another step toward me," he snapped. "You're a parasite."

"The more you open that mouth of yours, the more I want to rip you limb for limb." Esther hissed as she stepped closer. "Call me parasite one more time. I dare you."

#c: esther

[sirxlancelot]

"Ripping your tongue out with my bare hands would give me so much joy."

Liz looked off to the side for a moment, a small grin growing on her lips. “Sorry- I was just imagining tearing out your spine… gave me such great feels…” 

#c: liz

[sirxlancelot]

Get out of here, little redbird.

… Huh.

#c: avery

[sirxlancelot]

Really? And what are you going to do about it?

What the hell is wrong with you?!? You can’t just talk to him like that.

#c: malia

[sirxlancelot]

"I would love to see you try," he sadistically laughed. "Honestly, you just made my day, little vampire... or is it hybrid? Nonetheless, you're a parasite."

Excuse me? How would you like to live the rest of your life without a spleen?

#c: esther #lance ur a lil shit bey

[sirxlancelot]

A soft sigh escaped his lips as he wrapped his arm around her neck, pulling her toward him—this was his silent way of telling her that he understood. "I wasn't planning on ODing any time soon. Even if I do, I'm sure Maman would figure out a way to heal me." He gave her a cheeky grin.

I don’t mean too, Lance. I just- It’s my way of showing that I care. Just be careful, alright? Don’t get yourself into too much trouble…Please?

#c: dylan #lance x sisters is otp

[sirxlancelot]

Long time no see, dollface.

Who the hell— Oh my god it’s you.

#c: lucy #he be like oh hey gurl hey #i still ye panties #they smell gr9 #xD

[sirxlancelot]

"That was a very well thought-out insult," he sarcastically snapped at her, "I wouldn't expect more from dumb blondes such as yourself."

"What are you 4 ?” 

#c: liz #lance. #stahp it #no

[sirxlancelot]

Great. Now why don't you and your tiny ass get out of here? I'm not in the mood.

Classy. Real classy.

#c: esther

[sirxlancelot]

It still hurts every time. You sound like our mother. I enjoy my life and the herbs I possess. Life is great and I don't plan on changing my lifestyle anytime soon.

Oh, please… I’ve been telling you that since I learned to talk. I just wish you would do more with your life. I feel like you’ll just waste away into nothing.

#c: dylan #<3

[sirxlancelot]

Ouch, Dylan, that stung.

You are such an embarrassment. I sometimes wish you weren’t my brother.

#his siblings' opinion only matter to him #fdjfhdg #feels #c: dylan

[sirxlancelot]

I'd rather just stick with my sex on a beach. {He winks.}

What? Do you want one too?

#c: finn

[sirxlancelot]

"Is there anything in that perky little head of yours or is your skull empty?"

"Woah…."

#c: liz #lance is being an even bigger asshole than usual xD

[sirxlancelot]

He needed to be taught a lesson, so absolutely.

Was that really necessary? 

#c: esther

[sirxlancelot]

I specifically told you I didn't want this, you dumbfuck! Why don't you go back to jacking off to French postcards of my mother?

#tvdfstarter #he can be talking to you or someone else #lance makes me crack up

[sirxlancelot]

"How are we even related?"

"Did he seriously give me a 99 on that paper?"

#c: dylan

[sirxlancelot]

favorite Roman outfits-season 2

#me #ugh why is he so hot