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It’s Casimir Pulaski Day!

A school holiday in Chicago (sadly, not a UChicago holiday) celebrating the life of Polish war officer Casimir Pulaski and Chicago’s Polish community. In celebration, listen to Casimir Pulaski day by Sufjan Stevens (and, if you’re not from Illinois, now you have some fun facts to share about the title of this song!)

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Remember to wish every Illinois person you know a happy Casimir Pulaski Day, because he won the Revolutionary War with his heat vision.

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“How’s your WIP going?”

“Have you made any progress?”

“How close are you to being done?”

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Nice

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the sight of men’s tits leaves me feeling weak and restless with lust. i need to be tucked into bed like a victorian woman dying from too little cocaine

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Why is it that the best love stories are all so tragic?

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#fanfiction

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and for my next trick, I'll break my own heart by making up fake scenarios with my comfort characters.

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what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

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💋

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my toxic trait is hardcore shipping gay couples in books and shows thats arnt even remotely canon

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No explanation needed.

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I’m so sorry to the people who followed me for things that I’m no longer obsessed with. Remember I appreciate you.

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Me getting ready to read a new 100k+ fic until 3am:

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people who go to bed early simply to spend hours reading gay fanfics without being disturbed are the hottest people.

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Coming up with juicy fanfic plot that has no plotholes and makes sense in the shower be like: