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anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

#……………………………. #I don’t need to say anything do I.

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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New Crow Time 🎀🏅

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Malayan Horned Frog aka Long-nosed Horned Frog (Pelobatrachus nasutus), family Megophryidae, Borneo

photographs by James Jolokia

#Vivi look!! #creature

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#storytime

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i literally cannot stop. will reblog with the link once i’m done.

#oooo I got stream of consciousness #I really liked these questions #they all had an answer I actually liked #quiz

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Hehe it's been some time since the last time I drew something

Anyway, Nightmare Realm go brrr

#gravity falls #hi bill

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

#creATURE

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#LAUNDRY ILL STAY DOING LAUNDRY THATS FINE #tag meme

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*please say why!!!

#he would NOT be on social media because that would surely hurt his soul too much #so I won’t LET him see social media #tag meme

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#pokemon #ooooo

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oh yes it's that time of year

#meme economy

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hey you can grow on me like moss if you dont have any plans for later

#please grow on me like moss

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#I’m a feebas and my partner a blitzle #tag meme #so speaketh the wheel (on a retry. you could not pay me to be the first one. #pokemon

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if u put a cake under a box propped up by a stick tied to a string i will go for it without hesitation. i am aware i will get trapped but it feels nice to be wanted sometimes