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Lmao look at this shit

It never has.

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.......save me....................

Todd Howard is finally here

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I've been taken hostage..... help me.......

Todd Howard is finally here

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He's coming for me

Todd Howard is finally here

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Todd Howard is finally here

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today’s simblrexpose of the day is: kylo ren

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#important

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psa: heathers blogs are no longer allowed on tumblr.

In a statement issued earlier today, staff said that Heathers blogs are no longer allowed on Tumblr. Sadly, there will no longer be a Heathers tag, nor will anyone be allowed to type out the word Heathers or they will be removed from Tumblr.

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Hero Murderer-Role-Player Doxxes Heather’s Fake News Reporters

A Hero Role Player who Roleplays A Vicious Awful Murderer gave some great help to us. This Hero has found out that we have been working alongside propagators of Fake News that are spreading lies about the Fantastic new series reboot, Heathers. Our CEO and Founder, Mrs. Forzen Tiddies, is being briefed on the situation as we write this. Unfortunately, she will likely be forced to let them go. We cannot associate ourselves with people who write this kind of Fake News or hate for our Favorite Show, the Heathers Reboot. Updates on our blog will be posted as we have them. According to our sources, receipts on our reporters are being seized by the FBI immediately.

#simblr #heathers #news

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simblr is dying

its dead bye

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Don’t believe us? Look up “simblr Bethesda Todd Howard scam.”

All Of Simblr Run By One Man

Through extensive research, our team has discovered that each and every simblr is run by Bethesda Game Studio’s Director and Executive Producer, Todd Howard. 

Every single simblr blog is a sideblog to a blank main account that was signed up with the email [email protected].

It is suspected that simblr was a publicity stunt for Skyrim.

We have not received a statement from anyone at EA or Bethesda, though we did get an email from a man who claims to work at Bethesda, named Snodd Snoward, who said in a statement to simblrdramaoftheday “Todd is a beautiful man who made a beautiful game, Skyrim, and he would never do something like this. He is too busy porting Skyrim to other consoles to pull a stunt like this. Don’t believe me? Buy Skyrim. You’ll see.”

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All Of Simblr Run By One Man

Through extensive research, our team has discovered that each and every simblr is run by Bethesda Game Studio’s Director and Executive Producer, Todd Howard. 

Every single simblr blog is a sideblog to a blank main account that was signed up with the email [email protected].

It is suspected that simblr was a publicity stunt for Skyrim.

We have not received a statement from anyone at EA or Bethesda, though we did get an email from a man who claims to work at Bethesda, named Snodd Snoward, who said in a statement to simblrdramaoftheday “Todd is a beautiful man who made a beautiful game, Skyrim, and he would never do something like this. He is too busy porting Skyrim to other consoles to pull a stunt like this. Don’t believe me? Buy Skyrim. You’ll see.”

#news #simblr #bethesda #skyrim #queue

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All Sims Are Canceled Except Frozen Tiddies

Simblr owners around the world awoke this morning to find that all of their customized sims in hit game The Sims 4 had been replaced by our mascot Frozen Tiddies. The neighbor sims were still in-tact, though some of our sources have reported that many of the female neighbor sims are now sporting Frozen Tiddies birthmarks.

“People just can’t be trusted to make their own sims anymore,” said Joe Nickolls, General Manager at Maxis, in an interview. “They just keep making ugly sims, so we figured, hey, here you go.”

Reports say that EA is looking to release a new expansion pack to allow players to customize their sims. Sources couldn’t reveal the name of this new expansion, but indicated that pricing looks to be between $50 and $75.

#simblr #ea #news #queue

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#simblr #simblrcomplain #simblrexpose #edit

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courtesy of @simburn honestly,,,,,,,,,,,,

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making an 11 year old "creep of the day" is fucking disgusting and you should be utterly ashamed of yourself and every life choice you made that led you to this point.

im sorry but being excited abt posting rape and sex slavery kiiiiinda makes you a fucking creep

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