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crypto bro is cool and all but where is colin becher??

#tmagp spoilers #tmagp #the magnus protocol

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thanks for the tag!

hmmm he’s more of a cool uncle i would say

@kaijuluver and @the-private-eye, tagging you guys in this!

oops nearly forgot @hjerterum too

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

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i have never been this scared of a statement since computer man guy and cave woman

that was terrifying thank you

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp 12 #almost shat myself

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........ am i the only one who feel like this....isn't a joke?

#the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp #no the uk government is the bad guy in every story

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The agony of cooking a meal

#and then you do it and it’s the best thing you’ve ever made #but then you realise you have to do it again tomorrow :(

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Also! the way cecil and abby differ in how he explains his treatment of steve at the beginning: cecil saw steve as replacing him as abby’s go-to person but abby saw his behaviour as an attack on herself??

anyways the palmer siblings are everything

#steve carlsberg #wtnv #abby palmer #wtnv cecil #wtnv 246

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okay but “children’s faces are ghosts” and “it’s not incomprehensible for two living people to haunt each other” And all the physical description we got, how could their mother not be haunted when she was seeing those faces every day.

just saying i think abby understands her mother far more than she can really comprehend

#wtnv #abby palmer #wtnv 246 #wtnv cecil

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if you or a loved one are an eldest child, you may be entitled to compensation after that episode.

#wtnv #abby palmer #wtnv 246

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They FINALLY. Gave us a voice for Abby I will never be normal EVER AGAIN

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My personal crackpot theory is that Mr Bonzo isn’t a hitman but actually just the OIAR’s greatest technical engineer and therapist and Gwen gave him the name and address of one Colin Betcher to help him through hes issues and solve the computers

#they are correct #bonzo would know what a logic gate is

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Alice: hey, I got a weird feeling and I think something might be following me? Can you walk me home?

Meanwhile-

Martin: I got my camera! I'm trying to get evidence of it for my boyfriend-

Sasha: I caught sight of it in a coffee shop and tried to corner it into talking

Tim: I basically ran headfirst into it and maybe flirted with it a bit too

Melanie: I have video evidence that I'm being followed home on my way from work-

Jon: SUPPLEMENTAL-!

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Sometimes when I’m playing yarn chicken, I’ll start to knit faster as though the speed is going to have any impact whatsoever on how much yarn is used up.

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love how in 1.6 your spouse gets new dialogue if they go out to water the plants but you have sprinklers. like, “woah babes seems you have everything under control”. Alexander we are multimillionaires, do you think i still water every single plant??

#stardew valley #stardew #sdv farmer

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gonna watch the 1984 version of dune

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#my two fave cryptids in one post

JonMartin Week Day 5: Cryptid

I'm gonna be honest i didn't have any cool ideas and i wanted to draw mothman

@jonmartinweek

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#frank herbert’s dune

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading