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Tbh the fact that I don't feel romantic attraction kinda makes it so that I don't feel any difference when it comes to love. All love feels the same, what differs is the intensity and closeness

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My favorite frequency of fic updates is whenever the fuck the author is ready to post it.

This shit is FREE, guys. The fact that people demand anything from fic writers is a testament to how fucking entitled people act when it comes to art in any medium.

If you have a problem, then write your own shit- and if you can't do that, then shut the fuck up.

It's so easy not to be a fucking dickhead.

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Your great-great-great grandfather was a vampire. However, the vampire genes are so diluted all it means is you’re mildly annoyed by crosses, are allergic to garlic, and get sunburned easily.

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#yup

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them

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Humanity has finally reached the stars and found out why no one had contacted us. The universe is in a sad state. As such, Doctors without Borders, Red Cross, and many othe charities go intergalactic.

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

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Garfield without garfield comics are an absolute treasure trove for mentally ill moods just LOOK

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Raaahh!!! I remembered this week! HAPPY FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN FRIDAY!!!

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

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Can't stop thinking about Jonathan Jarchivist Sims can't stop thinking about the subtle emotion in his voice when he said it felt good to compel people can't stop thinking about how he probably sat in his office in season 4 and tried to starve himself of statements because he Knew what everyone would think of him if he embraced what he was Becoming can't stop thinking about how he always took the verbally damaging blows from Melanie and Basira because he truly believed he did not deserve support can't stop thinking about the guilt he felt when he was awarded wholeness and completeness for bringing in the Fears can't stop thinking about how after years of slowly turning into a monster, he ultimately tried to make the most humane decision of trapping the Fears in his own reality instead of creating the chance of another individual experiencing the incomprehensible amount of pain and guilt he holds on his shoulders can't stop thinking abou

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hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg

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LOL [source]

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Signs from when I was younger that maybe kinda sorta should've clued me in on that I'm maybe not as allo as many have anticipated (mayhaps):

• Despite my mother suggesting otherwise, I was able to 'choose' my crushes

• Despite *that,* any option in kiss, marry, kill (or any other variation of it) was just... Wrong

• Any talk of romance and sex outside of a fictional context, and especially if it involved me, felt like a survival scenario

• The sweet childhood memories of me trying to force myself to be attracted to fictional characters (and it 'working')

• The shock and horror I felt when a friend of mine called Scar from The Lion King hot (like, he's not even anthro?)

• The concept of marriage sounding like a survival scenario past the wedding party

•A survival scenario that I, in fact, would consider death over then to even bother actually participating in. Not outright choose it, but I wouldn't rule it out

• Legit cannot (and still can't) fathom what my ideal partner would be (I just listed traits I would want in a buddy ol' pal)

• The reasoning for identifying as pan ("all genders make me feel the same way, so that means I'm attracted to all genders")

• Before that I waited for my first crush to reveal my orientation like sexualities are some box opening

• I AM A CHILD OF GOD, AND THUS CANNOT COMMIT TO DISTRACTIONS FROM OUR LORD'S MESSAGE (exceptions may apply)/hj

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Aspec men deserve much more respect and recognition in the aspec community than they receive. They often face a different form of aphobia specific to them ("men are naturally sexual they can't be ace" "all men are unromantic that's not unique") this rhetoric is spouted by many, even members of our own community and I hope for a day where that is no longer the case. As an ace and demiro woman (demigirl but that's beside the point) I want to encourage folks to take the time to give the aspec men in their lives support and to the aspec men reading, you are who you say you are no matter what people say and you deserve the world. I'm sorry for the ways in which toxic masculinity has harmed you. You are a valued member of the aspec community and the queer community as a whole. No ace or aro person is broken and neither are you. I'm sorry if anyone has ever told you otherwise.