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Thanks @cutesykeito for editing this for me!! Tumblr destroyed the quality sobs

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After his mother death, Damian forgets about the promise he make a long time ago about take her ashes to Pelican Village, in the lands of Stardew Valley where his grandpa lives.

That's why, where a misterious letter from his brother ended up under his door, he decided to go and finish the last wish of his mother.

( @1alchemistart because i work only under social pressure-)

#spy x family #anya forger #damian desmond #damianya #becky blackbell #emile elman #ewen egeburg #loid forger #alternative universe #franky franklin #stardew valley #stardew valley au

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whore

Hello slut.

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✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

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AAAAAAA IM CRYING.

9 yo me would be proud of me

#damianya #damian x anya #spy x family #sxf #spy x family fanart #sxf fanart #anya forger #damian desmond

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tfw the customer is king [id in alt!]

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THIS IS THEM AAAA

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YEEEEY MIGAJAS *ñamñamñamñam*

Becky: Love, what do you have there?

Billy: Nothing.

Becky: William, im seeing something moving under your shirt. What. Is. It.

Billy: ... *Takes a cat off his shirt* She was cold.

Becky: Well, at least is only on- *more meows* ... Bill, it's only one, right? Bill- WILLIAM COME BACK HERE DON'T RUN-

Seeing Bill scurry away with a teeny tiny kitten in his palm and most certainly a few more in his shirt made Becky's chest throb with love.

Or maybe she was out of breath trying to keep up with his long strides.

He had finally stopped, a sheepish flush on his cheeks as he held an arm to his chest to hold the hidden ones secure, and cradled the tiny calico in his free hand.

"Bill... Its okay."

"But they were so cold Becky..." His pout and sad eyes gave Becky another chest twinge.

He held the one out to her to inspect. It's eyes were barely open, it's little tail just a triangle of fluff. It's itty bitty paws kneaded at his calloused palms, it's purr bigger then it's body.

"How many Bill?" She took the purring calico so he could pull them all out for inspection.

Three tiny kittens, a tortie, a tabby, and a little tuxedo meowed in protest at leaving the cozy space of Bill's chest.

She'd complain too.

"They're just babies" he cooed, making Becky's insides melt at the tone.

Heaven help her if she saw him with an actual infant in his hands...

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Okay, but, how about a Eden AU where Yor enter because it's more easy to make enter close relatives + Yuri being a semi-normal human thing (And it's discovering himself has individual) + Yor/Yuri being normal people (in some ways) and with they respective partners.

(all this text just for write this scene from Icarly):

Yor: You're grounded for... Till college.

Yuri: FOR TILL COLLEGE?!

Yor: FOR TILL COLLEGE!

Yuri: Why?!

Yor: For kissing that delinquent!

Yuri: You're the one who took her under your wing!

Yor: Well, this wing shall flap NO MORE!

Yor: Chloe is never allowed here again and you're never allowed to have ANY CONTACT with her!

Yuri: WHY?! WHY DID I DO THAT WAS SO BAD?!

Yor: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, LIPSY.

Yuri: IM ALMOST 15! How old were you when you started to kissing boys?!

Yor thinking about Loid: ...Elev-? THAT IT'S NOT THE ISSUE!

#spy x family #yuri briar #loidyor #loid forger #franky franklin #sxf yor #yor briar #loid x yor #yuri x chloe #chloe spy x family #sxf chloe #yurikuro

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In two weeks everything happen, Becky almost died, she fell in love, try to make things right, she stole the letter she wrote from Billy's locker, tried to make him something to eat, and everything was for nothing because it seems that Billy has a girlfriend already.

but at least is Friday!

(or, after all what happen in chapter 4, Billy explains what happen between him and his ex)

#becky blackbell #spy x family #rarepair #spy x family fanfiction #anya forger #damian desmond #bill watkins #becky x bill #sxf becky #becky/bill

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FOR FUCKS SAKES, THAT'S SO CUTE, IT DEFINITELY HAPPENED.

Becky: Bill, you need to stop working out.

Bill: What?! Why?

Becky: Because your fucking boobs are bigger than mine!

“But sweetheart you’re perfectly balanced like you are!” He soothed, “Like an Olympic figure skater or pole vault champion!”

Becky still simmered in her indignation. “Well I still don’t like it!”

Bill still held her in his arms, pressing kisses to her head and baby talking to her like a disgruntled kitten.

“My little lady. My precious Princess. My elegant enchantress. So beautiful and perfect in every way.”

His chest did make a good pillow for all these cuddles he so willingly gave. “Hmph. Okay, you win.”

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(yes, I forget about continue with the V, sorry)

Becky decides to make Bill something to eat, so now, she has to ask Damian for his help and skills on the kitchen.

Spoiler: Damian is the Gordon Ramsey of the 70/80's.

#spy x family #rarepair #anya forger #damian desmond #damianya #becky blackbell #emile elman #ewen egeburg #bill watkins #becky x bill #bb gun #BBgun #becky/bill

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Omg this is so good...

...Im gonna drop the chapter im writting? Should not.

Im gonna do it to write about this?

Yeah. Yeah, probably.

Modern AU where Loid Forger is a detective working on a murder case that have the distinct signature of the famous Thorn Princess... but the catch is that Thorn Princess have been in prison for months and couldn't have possibly done the kill.

Queue him reaching out to her in prison and asking her to help him solve the case. Yor is very enthusiast about it and just so glad to help bring justice!

This may or may not be just a forbidden romance plot I mean who knows? Not me :)

#Spy x Family #spy x family #anya forger #loid forger #twiyor #modern au #sxf #loidyor

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WHY DID I CHOOSE MAKE TWO CHAPTERS IN ONE???? NOW I HAVE TO TRANSLATE THIS.

Atleast, they give me a photo of a cat.

#vent #bbgun #becky x billy #my dear god #why i do this to myself

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The five from Eden finally gets to the museum.

The same museum that they should stay during the Red Circus Incident.

(Lets asumme that they was going to the museum, I don't really remember)

#spy x family #anya forger #damian desmond #damianya #becky blackbell #emile elman #ewen egeburg #loid forger #alternative universe #franky franklin

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Spy x family hurt/comfort ideas for destroy your soul:

-loid and yor are expecting a child, anya is jealous that they don't love her as much as their own child.

-Loid, speaking seriously with Sylvia: " fuck it, I'm going to keep them and if you want me to continue being your star spy, you're going to give me missions that don't involve falling in love with women or adopting children, one is enough for me. "

-Loid thinks about the joy his wife and daughter bring him: God, when was the last time I did something just for… fun? Why I didn't do it befo-... oh right... This is a mission

-Loid wonders how Yor had never dated anyone until she was 27, then Yor interprets something very literal and Loid thinks, oh that's why.

-Since Loid saw that Anya had too much stress after the sandbox test, he is very worried about her mental health. Anya stares into space because she's busy thinking about what he thought. But he thinks that the poor girl she is dissociating due to a trauma and he tries to repair her with kisses and hugs.

-The mission ends on the night of a full moon, so Anya has no idea if her father plans to get rid of them, or how, or when, she just stays close to her parents for as long as she can.

-Yor begins to question if she is going to be married to Loid until death do them part, since she barely knows Loid... Well, she knows him a little... For a year... But she is not sure of her feelings for him.

- -Loid finally decides to take Anya to the doctor because bleeding from the nose every time you get overwhelmed by loud noises might not be normal. Anya is just terrified that the doctors will open her brain and see that she has her powers, somehow. he also discovers that she is very low in weight and height for her age and worries even more.

-you love me? Direct question to destroy the heart of the best spy in the country, especially if it comes from a child, especially if it comes from an orphan, especially if it comes from his daughter who has never lived more than 4 months with an adoptive family because they did not get attached to her. Answer honestly, she will know if you lie.

-The Strix mission ended. Loid abandons Anya and breaks up with Yor without much explanation. only to regret it 15 minutes later and run to find them.

-Anya obtains 7 tonitrus having already 7 stellas. And she knows that expulsion is closer than the prize. So she runs away from home.

- Anya is finally ready to tell Loid a little about her birth mother and the orphanage, and it hurts.

-Anya never had a birthday party because there was no budget at the orphanage. Loid is able to hiring even the boys who cry if that makes his daughter happy

-Yor is hospitalized due to a fight and telling your husband that you have appendicitis is easier than explaining to him that some criminals shot you 3 times in the hip and who the hell you're still alive.

-Bond has to bite one Forger to save them from some imminent danger he predicted but the rest of the family panics and gets very angry with Bond.

-"If you keep getting close to dangerous guys you are going to get really hurt one day." Ergo, Anya gets hurt.

-Did you know that adoptable children in real life know that their chances of being adopted go down as they grow older because most only adopt babies? Anya knows it.

-Loid and Yor have no choice but to sleep together because their daughter is terribly ill in the hospital and her last wish is to sleep with them together. Or she actually has a common cold and they took her to the emergency room because they panicked when her fever went up 0.1 degrees.

- Damian wants to hang out with Anya but he would never let Emilie and Ewen find out.

-Loid comforting Anya during an anxiety attack because he thinks it's because of her past and only he knows.

-Instead of directly saying that he wants to keep his family or give up being a spy, he begins by extending the mission for 4 more months, and then another 4 more. And when he realizes 4 years have passed.

-Yor asks Loid about his dead ex-wife because they will never go to leave her flowers or he doesn't have old photos of her and baby Anya. Loid has many photos to fake.

T/W torture

-Anya biological father is a voluteer or one of the scientist because she was made by artificial insemination so that she was born, Anya's mother was kidnapped from a rural town where her language was almost extinct.

-The scientists remove Anya's mother's tongue so that she cannot communicate with her other than through her telepathy.

-The scientists being really mad the first time that her powers didn't work during the full moon.

-Still has nightmares about the electroshock in the laboratory every time she failed the tests. Her parents try to console her but she can't tell them anything, even if she wants. still hurts.

#my experience with this ideas can translate like: 'i gonna grab this #and this #AND OF COURSE I GONNA GRAB THIS ONE-'