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"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue

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I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

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GUYS ehehehgjjg

For everyone who wanted their own sick tfp merch!

Printable movable Soundwave model is here >:D

The person who made this figure wrote a full manual on how to make it, and as a Transformers fan I feel it is my sacred duty to spread the word.

Also. Just..JUST LOOK AT HIM. ISN'T HE THE COOLEST SOUNDWAVE FIGURE YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

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Orchestra AU

Twi | ins

#star wars #obikin #i’m a sucker for any symphony or orchestra aus

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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!! There are a few changes from last time, now there’s FLAT COLOUR OPTION!!!! Remember to order before slots run out and Thank you everyone for your constant support ^^💕

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“if you’re happy in a dream…does that count? the happiness — does it count?” from the god of small things, by arundhati roy

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Rich people showers

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I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

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GHOULS! 🔥🔥

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how does he look so polite and quiet yet gives off monumental freak nasty vibes? the duality of mountain ghoul

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Given how wizards are themed around higher education, with their universities and ivory towers, I wanna see more fiction that goes into their published papers.

Like, there should be massive drama in the Wizarding world about how Fantasy Wikipedia says "There's no consensus about the origins of skydoves" when in fact, there very much is, everyone knows they were created in the first or second dragon wars, and that's uncontroversial. One single wizard at the University of Towers who thinks they're an offshoot of mermaids DOES NOT MEAN IT'S AN OPEN ISSUE.

Papers that are rebuttals to other magical discoveries. Like, look, that spell just won't work, and you can't call it a "theoretical exercise" just to cover up the fact that you've not been able to cast it. You can't combine Ichthyomancy with completely unrelated elemental summonings, that's just not how magic works, in all due respect.

Thesis defense would be significantly scarier when all your reviewers can cast Everburning Fireball on your ass.

Learning Theoretical Evocation from a hungover lizardman TA at 8am, because the professor for this course has been off on the Elemental Plane of Circles for half the semester trying to finish her paper on how Centaurs predate horses rather than the other way around.

Speaking of which, the life of a wizard graduate student... You keep getting called to go on "quests" which are just overgrown research expeditions to help out some professor's project. You spent nearly a month in that damp castle capturing all the spinfrogs you could find, all to help your professor's project on the possibilities of concentrated soul essences. To this day, you still get dizzy whenever you see battlements, let alone a donjon.

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my new favorite Gimli picture