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i'm so excited my squirting dildo i ordered just came in the mail

#idk

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please someone send the other memes

does anyone have that doge meme that says some shit like "WINS CUSTODY OF THE KIDS FROM MY EX-WIFE/IT'S POOP KIDS" or did i hallucinate this nonsensical image

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please someone send the other memes

does anyone have that doge meme that says some shit like "WINS CUSTODY OF THE KIDS FROM MY EX-WIFE/IT'S POOP KIDS" or did i hallucinate this nonsensical image

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I'm not sure but I think I get to do!

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ai generating poop brand names

#jesusplops

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hey let's all do this on March 15th. on the website.

Hey don’t just like. Reblog.

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i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

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body of light: hey don't steal the Starbucks cake pops

me asf:

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My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen

I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside

Open concept kitchen, nice, nice

Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.

That bathroom could use an update

Need to change out that curtain

Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!

Oh

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how do I pet the monkeys they hurt my hand :(

#monkey

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why doesn't someone just give christ the redeemer a hug

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*pees my mustard-free pants*

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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if you look closely thats actually a little kitty?

ET Phone Home lol

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has this one been done yet

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i learn more each day!

the road runner. he paints the hole on the wall and he fuckes it. he fucks the hole on the wall of the cave as if it was really there. but the wolferine the coyote cannot. the wile e coyote attempts to fuck the hole in the walll but he soon finds out there is no hole in the wall. and he finds out by breaking his cock. he breaks his cock on the whole in the wall that the road runner fucks easily. *sniffles* and its a motion that attempting to fuck the hole on the wall that really is was ultimately lead to broking his cock.

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doors and windows on. motions on. sleeves up my sleeves up my sleeves

when you hit the loosh and go hyperverbal