the upside of ADHD is that it makes you a fucking genius
the downside is that you don't get to decide when and for how long you're a genius.
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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light
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you ever come across a song that fits a character so well it’s like it was written for them and you cry???
no, just me?
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Happy burning down the house day!!!
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completely out of context dnd quote from my husband: is death a furry?
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My real volume 10 prediction
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Text: PSA to anyone with a tree nut allergy who frequents starbucks. We have a new drink called the pistachio cold foam cold brew and our pistachio sauce not only has real pistachio in it, the syrup sticks inside the blender and will 100% not fully wash off with the rinsers we use (its just water). I highly suggest if you want a cold foam drink during Jan-March you request it done in a sanitized blender to lower the chance of having a reaction if you are at risk.
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"middle aged women shouldn't participate in fandom" and you think it's teenagers that are writing those brilliant, incisive 100k fics of your favourite characters
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This close 🤏 to walking into a mysterious fog and never coming back
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this is a personal attack
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I cannot fucking wait for Australia to point out that Head of the Commonwealth was not a hereditary title. I hope that the Ozzies and the Scots both team up to hand in their two weeks independence day notices at the same time so that Charlie Boy has such a temper tantrum he shits his pacemaker out his arse.
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live footage from the bad place
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listening to this podcast about how the french are culturally mandated to take a 1 to 2 hour lunch break away from the workplace during which its looked down upon to talk about work. which is unfortunately the sexiest thing ive ever heard
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