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Usually it's almost always the FEMALE characters who are given the role of covertly gather intel under the guise of being promiscuous so I love to see manslut roy mustang over here and his super intricate network of hostess besties, and his phone call w "Elizabeth" that basically served as a way for him to communicate w his team.

Like he convinced all the higher ups that he was just a dumb whore so they didn't view him as a threat and then BAM. Proceeds to launch a coup de tat.

Honestly arakawa cooked w him like ok ma'am.

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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead

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"LGBTQIA+"

"The gays"

"Queer"

"Fa-"

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I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#op is secretly a leafcutter ant

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chilchuck pussy indulgence

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Delicious in Dungeon fan art! I've been really enjoying this lately

[Prints available here]

#yoo this is sick as hell

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Lowpoly Chimera Falin 🐲♥💘

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Leed appreciation post

Please take a moment to appreciate 🙏

#10/10 charactee design no notes #i love her antler bra so much ryoko kui was cooking with that

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I wanted to draw marcille getting some hugs 🫂

#cute!!!

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Got a terf in my sideblog and the reply is not worth deigning with a response but the pinned post?

This? This is a trap. This is concern baiting. Be very sure that shit like this is not in your best interest and does not care about you. The goal of rhetoric like this is conversion.

You’ll be welcomed and asked to ignore transphobia. You will be asked to side with transphobes at the expense of trans women. Eventually, you’ll be asked to see that, hey, maybe you transitioned to escape how terrible it is to be a woman?

This may seem obviously a trap but I see people every day buy into this. People like this do not care about you! They want to “rescue” you and don’t let them convince you otherwise.

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#i haven't played bg3 bc i don't have anything that could run it #but it when it first came out i was like 'yeah that vampire twink is kinda hot' #but at this point my dash has gotten so oversaturated with him that he does nothing for me anymore

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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

#gallant androgyne

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