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EXCUSE ME RYAN– is that fucking azazel and lady deathstrike???

#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ ooc : maybe magneto had a point actually. #dp3 spoilers / #deadpool and wolverine spoilers / #BOTH OF MY BOYS ARE IN THE VOID

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sometimes u just have to catch feelings for your best friend and hide it for years... it builds character

#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ study : you know all those dangerous mutants you hear about on the news? #⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ r. john & bobby : you never should have left. #sometimes it be like that

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Pyro and his silly suits

#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ visage : master of the living flame. #the old game suit !!!!!! #holy hell the nostalgia this just gave me #op i am kissing every single one of your drawings they’re all so good

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even in the movies, john was like “yeah i could have killed xavier no problem” before magneto shut that shit down and told him to have a little respect. no matter the adaption, the man’s hubris is unmatched.

i’m looking over old comics and i love how frequently pyro will step up and over-confidently challenge the most powerful person in the room. he does it with storm, he does it with magneto. it never ends well for him but that won’t stop him from doing it again the next time he pops up.

#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ ooc : maybe magneto had a point actually. #he’s very confident for a man who lowkey hates himself lmao #a man of complexities all around

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the lighter. gay little object.

#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ aes : you are a god among insects.

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anyway sorry for being mean and gay

#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ study : you know all those dangerous mutants you hear about on the news?

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#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ study : you know all those dangerous mutants you hear about on the news? #it’s going in the tag because this is pretty much canon

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what ghost haunts you?

the ghost of your bloodline.

you were doomed from the start, weren’t you? born to bend yourself to the will of a bloodline that sneers at every effort you take towards betterment. you are stained by the hand of your father, your mother, perhaps a family member that looms over your weary shoulders. the first grave is the childhood home, after all. you can escape all you wish. your body can leave the home, the state, the country, but you will always be haunted by what raised you. when chelsea dingman wrote, “i have been trying to go home my entire life.” when graham greene wrote, “from childhood i had never believed in permanence, and yet i had longed for it.” when oscar wilde wrote, “a burnt child loves the fire.”

tagged by: @fro3t did forever ago, so ty! <333

#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ study : you know all those dangerous mutants you hear about on the news? #looks at that last line like *jesse pinkman voice* YEAH BITCH #i love this

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📏 + 6'3 for magneto

send a ruler for height comparisons !

he's just tall enough to glare menacingly ( and unnecessarily ) over his shoulder during brotherhood shenanigans and i think that's great

#priscus #⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ dash games : answered. #it's giving old school spike and chester looney toons energy i can't even lie

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📏 (ruler) + 5’7”

send a ruler for height comparisons !

see? this is the ideal height duo. john can still pretend to be tall, meanwhile wanda's well within his line of sight so he can witness the immense power it takes for her NOT to roll her eyes back into her head every time he opens his mouth.

#hexsreality #⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ dash games : answered.

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📏 5'5" !

send a ruler for height comparisons !

he's gonna be so smug about those 3 inches ... straight up pest behavior.

#ow1et #⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ dash games : answered.

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📏 + 5'10

send a ruler for height comparisons !

we'd like to add a correction to our previous statement : emma is the only person allowed to be taller. he won't singe her because he respects her. it's definitely NOT because he's a little bit terrified of her. not at all.

#fro3t #⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ dash games : answered. #we love womens rights and wrongs

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Send me 📏 (ruler) + your muses height and I'll compare them to mine!

using this site

#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ inbox : memes and prompts. #john is 5'8 babes #anyone taller is getting fucking singed

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and if i said john was born in sydney and spent his childhood in australia before his forced relocation to the us, who’s gonna stop me? stan lee? he told me to do it, actually.

#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ study : you know all those dangerous mutants you hear about on the news? #little st john with his strayan accent that faded as he grew up in chicago but is still detectable when he gets riled up #love that for him :) #also yes i realize the irony in my determination to stay fim based while also taking more inspo from 616 #pyro is my own personal ship of theseus okay don’t worry about it <3

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pyro and magneto in x-men : the last stand

#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ visage : master of the living flame. #⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ magneto : they say you’re the bad guy. #haters will see a father and son bonding and call it domestic terrorism smh

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do you think charles ever looked at john and bobby and had an intense case of déjà vu

#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ ooc : maybe magneto had a point actually. #the fact that allerd/rake is just che/rik 2.0 is NOT capitalized on enough #history repeats itself and i am a dumb bitch who falls for it every goddamn time

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"WOULD YOU..." PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

would you stop for a second?

would you do me a huge favor?

would you hand me that?

would you quit being so annoying for ten seconds?

would you do me the honor of being my date?

would you just look at me for a moment?

would you let me take you out?

would you let me pay for the date?

would you give me a chance to just explain?

would you stop for a minute and let me think?

would you stay up with me? keep me company?

would you go and check on them for me?

would you hold this for a second?

would you care to tell me where we're going?

would you do it for me?

would you tell me what's wrong?

would you hold me for a while?

would you take me to the last place you saw them?

would you help me tie this in the back?

would you give me a minute to think?

would you come with me? i know it's last minute, but i need you.

would you stay here with me?

would you go on a walk with me? we have much to talk about.

would you cover me?

would you lie for me?

would you stick up for me?

would you hold my hand?

would you take over for a while?

would you give me another chance to prove myself?

would you let me make it up to you?

would you go slow?

would you be still?

would you do what i asked?

would you check over there?

would you really know the difference?

would you rather stay home?

would you grab my umbrella?

would you give me a massage?

would you stay close to me?

would you kiss me if i asked?

would you keep a look out for anything amiss?

would you stop looking for me if i asked?

#⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ inbox : memes and prompts.