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Heyy I m back peeps!! (As if I have bested selena gomez's followers fr)

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Oh hell ya that's great then!!

You know you are in good shape when your knees don't look like this

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Thanks but why does that left knee has a grin??

Fuck I wanted to sleep peacefully tonight💀

You know you are in good shape when your knees don't look like this

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Don't you worry about my head, it's stronger than Tungsten... Idk maybe cuz of genetics

Lemme be a 100% 'normal guy' don't push me into a trench

I ain't interested in dudes! I ain't MJ sir

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Lemme continue the concept LGBTQIA stands for Let's Get Barbie Tickets Queen Ivy Amsterdam

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Watchout your bed now, he's gonna pee there

Dog thought he was home alone

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Wait you don't believe your femininity?? What do you thinking the 'nice ass' is for🌚

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Not to mention he's allowed to gaze at 'em too🗿

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What about juggling though🌚

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That second last partial grin <3333

I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something

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Cutest thing ever

#I want that angel #my mom would disown me #leave it :')

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Gonna do that to my bro's Denim Jacket he loves!😈👾

#hahahahaha #it's my time #for vengeance

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I can't be completely useless and I know that.

How tf can you say 'nice ass' when we haven't met for a decade. Unless you love lies.

Yeah and I sustain your frustrations for being mad at yourself! "Good lord" they say

I ain't beating myself up coz I still love dinosaurs

I don't wanna pick you up though, I just wanna pin you down!!

I sent this pickup line to a girl :-

Thanks and rip to the dinosaur who got decomposed to make fossil fuels which were refined into petrol used in the ambulance, in which your mother rushed to hospital for your birth.

And she doesn't even reply that!!🥲

Dude I am hurt.. Like how can you reject a pickup line like this?!

And the worst part is when I told the same pickup line to my friend (Ankit), he says, "I've seen this on Instagram"..!!

Why God!! I can't even call it my own creation now!! That hurts so bad.. Also I had a bit of heated argument with her.. I am useless.

#was that a good one? #confusion #immense confusion #it's okay to be dumbass #when the world is filled with dickheads #👁️👅👁️

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I sent this pickup line to a girl :-

Thanks and rip to the dinosaur who got decomposed to make fossil fuels which were refined into petrol used in the ambulance, in which your mother rushed to hospital for your birth.

And she doesn't even reply that!!🥲

Dude I am hurt.. Like how can you reject a pickup line like this?!

And the worst part is when I told the same pickup line to my friend (Ankit), he says, "I've seen this on Instagram"..!!

Why God!! I can't even call it my own creation now!! That hurts so bad.. Also I had a bit of heated argument with her.. I am useless.

#I suck #we suck #and I do this sh*t when I am unable to even eat what I want #because I am sick #but who cares

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.