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Jane Seymour: what’s for dinner tonight?
Katherine Howard: tonight I’m serving LOOKS
Anne Boleyn: *slams fist on table* WE HAVEN’T EATEN IN THREE DAYS
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*queens bickering*
Anna of Cleves: GUYS I HAVE THE PLAGUE
Queens: WHAT??
Anna of Cleves:
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Henry sent me a poem about my green sleeves. I changed a couple words, put it on a sick beat.
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shakesy-p · 5 years
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Underrated Quotes and Lyrics from SIX #1
Anne Boleyn: AND TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT
to know
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natalie; grace; courtney; abby; natalie x2
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shakesy-p · 5 years
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Henry: the least you could do is give me a child
Cathrine of Aragon, who has a literal daughter:
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She’s the cutest; what an underrated legend
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“With all six Infinity Wives, I could snap my fingers, and a male heir would cease to exist.”
This is so dumb I’m sorry
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Don’t lose ur head
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shakesy-p · 5 years
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Ladies, if he:
. Grew up in the French court (oui oui bonjour)
. Thought that life was a chore (so she set sail)
. Wanted to dance and sing
. Politics weren’t their thing
. But then met the king
Then he’s not your man, he’s Anne Boleyn and she didn’t mean to hurt anyone
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shakesy-p · 5 years
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Why “Hamilton” and “Six” are Hardly Similar
*Please note: this is not a formal writing, I just wanted to find a way to get my feelings about this out*
Keep reading
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Music man tried it on, but I was like “Bye!”
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shakesy-p · 5 years
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Spelling Bee
aka the queens as some of the nonsense that went down when my family decided to have an impromptu spelling bee.
Aragon: Your word is “threesome”
Boleyn: Uh, can I get that in a sentence?
Aragon: Kitty asked Anne to have a threesome with her.
Everyone: WTF????
Aragon: The definition of a threesome is a game of golf with three players.
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Aragon: Your word is …. nope. No you’re not getting that word. I’m not saying it. Nuh-uh. You’re getting a different word.
Boleyn: Come on let me see it!
Howard: At least spell it for us!
Cleves: I bet it was vagina!
Aragon: It wasn’t and no I won’t
-Cue many many guesses as to what the word was 
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Seymour: Can I get that word in a sentence please?
Howard: Uh, actually no you can’t.
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Parr: Can I get the definition of that word?
Parr: Can I have the word in a sentence?
Parr: Can I have the origin of the word?
Parr: Are there any alternative pronunciations of the word?
Parr: Are there any alternative definitions of the word?
Parr: Hmmmm
Parr: HMMMM
Parr: Hot. H-O-T. Hot.
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Cleves: Your word is statistology
Seymour: Uh, I don’t know. Um. Ok so can I have the definition please?
Cleves: It’s a really easy word just spell the word.
Seymour: But I don’t even know what the word is???
Cleves: Fine. *gives definition*
Seymour: Can you use it in a sentence please?
Cleves: Jane really needs to hurry up and spell the word statistology.
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Aragon: Your word is quick-so-tic
Parr: ???
Aragon: k-wickzee-te-ic?
Cleves (looking at the word): Nah I don’t know
Howard (also moving over to look at word): no I think you were right the first time?
Parr: ??? Can I have the definition?
Aragon: Like Don Quizotee
Parr: …. Quixote? Don Quixote? Aragon you’re literally Spanish? what are you doing?
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Boleyn: Your word is magnanimity
Howard: Yeah no I don’t know how to spell that.
Seymour: MAG
Howard: M-A-G?
Seymour: NAN
Howard: N-A-N?
Seymour: IM
Howard: I-M?
Seymour: ITY
Howard: I-T?
Seymour: ITY
Howard: E?
Boleyn: Seriously?? E??
Howard: I don’t know? It seemed right at the time
Boleyn: Are we sure we want this word for Parr? Ok then. Your word is limit
Parr: Are there any alternate pronunciations of this word?
Boleyn: You know what? Sure. Lemit, loomeet, lamat, and lyemut.
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shakesy-p · 5 years
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i was about to make a meme but i just decided to leave these pictures without context.
enjoy & thank me later.
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they’re six! 💛💚🖤❤️💗💙
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