sergeanttbarnes

[sergeanttbarnes]

there's a tiny voice in my head that sounds like steve. i try to ignore it the best i could or else i'll do something stupid

#bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes

[sergeanttbarnes]

why the fuck is red skull in the hobbit movie.

#I THOUGHT HE DIED #LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS AGO. #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes

[sergeanttbarnes]

when i say i have a few knives up my sleeve please dont correct me. i do in fact have knives up my sleeves

#bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #ADMIN: admin bucky here to tell you that on the blog @zmbiicrsh there is a post with my stucky fanfiction that i'll be working on !!

[sergeanttbarnes]

so you're telling me its NOT normal to feel cold like all the damn time?? and then get extremely overheated at times????

#guess who learned they cant thermoregulate #thanks a fucking lot hydra !! #at least i can put my cold hands under people shirts and watch them jump 20 feet into the air #mfs dont even know what hit them #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes

[sergeanttbarnes]

“ it was one time, bucky. ” you cant see me right now but im squinting at that utter bullshit steve

#'one time' my ass #YOU HAVE JUMPED OFF OF MULTIPLE PLANES AND HIGH PLACES #SOME WITH MY JURISDICTION AND MOST OF THEM WITHOUT #YOURE GONNA GET YOURSELF KILLED DIPSHIT #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #ADMIN: im gonna try to get back into the habit of being here for no reason but to shitpost. also im here to gain muse for this stucky fic #ADMIN CONT: i'll be writing soon :)

[sergeanttbarnes]

"why are you so grumpy" they ask me. they do not realize this is just my Face.

#and its funny because only sam and steve can decipher my Faces #they think im constantly annoyed at the world #i mean i am #but like that isnt relevant is it #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes

[sergeanttbarnes]

i bought t'challa this cat bed for the next time he comes over. do you think he'll like it?

#i mean its nice and fluffy #its got cat paw and scratches as the design #black and gray and white #its very nice #even alpine likes it #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #alpine #t'challa #ADMIN: in celebration of me building a bed frame

[sergeanttbarnes]

sometimes i miss steve but then i remember that he's a reckless dumbass

#i always gotta save him #not like im complaining #but like #give me a break please #i've been doing this shit for like 40 years at this point #so what if i was his first shield. im ALWAYS his shield #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #stucky #maybe #ADMIN: sorry im in a stucky mood lmao

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i am a war veteran and a senior citizen i think i deserve to have everything given to me for free.

#AND i was in the howling commandos #i was basically a hero #until i turned into a monster #oh god. #maybe i dont deserve it #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #ADMIN: betrayal.

[sergeanttbarnes]

i named my goats back in wakanda steve and howard. not for the reason you think. steve is a fucking idiot and howard enables him.

#howard literally lets steve stand on him to get to trash cans so he can eat #much like how hOWARD. decided to let steve do all this stupid stuff #LIKE JUMP OFF OF A PLANE. #STEVE EXPLAIN YOURSELF. YOU TOLD ME YOU WERENT GONNA DO ANYRHING STUPID #captain america my ass. #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes

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i know i said i would give my arm up for a coffee but now im awake and i want my arm back.

#hahahaha seriously pls i need my arm back #if this barista doesnt give me my arm back i will break several laws. #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #ADMIN: i think im rlly funny when im tired. and right now im tired.

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i told my therapist 'i might be sad but this bitch is still bad' and she brought the notebook out AGAIN

#its passive aggressive and it pisses me off #i think she knows it pisses me off #she tests my limits every time i go see her #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #ADMIN: boo

[sergeanttbarnes]

uh hi. im bucky.

#i was told to document my thoughts on this weird app #so why not #i dont even know how to use this thing #what is this #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #ADMIN: zombii here hi <3 doing this 4 fun i hope u enjoy #ADMIN EDIT: i go by bucky now. things happened and i just became bucky and thats that