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Found stardew valley grandpa's fucked up bed on zillow
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i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.
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Most-SHOCKING Moments on Worst Cooks in America | The Food Network
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never have i felt more seen than i do with this one video of some dudes going hard to replay in the club
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im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it
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Look at this old pic of my friend's cat Randy
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I’m sorry I’m losing it over this painting
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exactly
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please baby come back I promise I won't transmit horrific images into your mind via our psychic bond anymore
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Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it in their console, and play the whole game with all of its features and the only thing lack of internet affects is the inability to play online with others. Nothing else. They shouldn’t be missing entire chunks of the game becuase they can’t download a patch. The game shouldn’t be borderline empty or unplayable without a patch.
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So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.
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that's a human woman
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girl you look like a Mariusz Lewandowski painting (complimentary)
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Pro-Capitalist’s defense of capitalism is just explaining how it works, and then when you say “yes I know, I just think it shouldn’t be like that” they explain it to you again but angrier this time
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depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...
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The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me
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