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handy image for those special occasions

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you're too late spiderman! i've already fucked the turkey in your freezer

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Coming here from Pinterest to tell you that we all fucking love you over there

One of you fuckers needs to come over here and buy my god damn watch

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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

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mr. strange are you an h. harris bomberguy fan?

Yeah. Haven’t seen the new video yet though! Thank you all for filling my inbox with fragmentary and confusing spoilers in the meantime.

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it be so whimsypilled

Anybody else agree with me that LEGO Fortnite is just kinda wonderful?

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Renee... She's everything to me

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this man ate my son

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So I accidentally deleted my blog in an attempt to delete another old blog which ended up deleting everything, I’m so sorry everyone :( but here’s my new account!

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i have never been more instantly influenced by media than when i was a kid in middle school or maybe freshman of hs and witnessed that scene in adventure time where finn eats a sandwich and drinks a whole glass of milk or orange juice i forget which and immediately takes a nap on the couch while smiling. i remember pausing the tv, going to the kitchen, fixing myself up with that exact setup and then falling asleep. completely drone-like in its execution. i’ve never been hypnotized like that by anything before or since

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I don’t get people who complain about the villains in the new Superman being tech based because they’re very clearly going to become their more contemporary version. I thought it was kinda obvious that the blue veins on Livewire showed she was fusing with the armor or something and Parasite literally becomes a weird purple guy by the end of his episode

#my adventures with superman #parasite

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“Sir, r/femyiff has gone private”

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I remember it like it was yesterday. Back when prohibition was in full swing-

I touched a boob once, y’know. *lights up a cigarette, stares glassy-eyed into the distance thinking of days long past*

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Customer: BEACH GOER DMV: BITHCER Verdict: ACCEPTED