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Horrible histories reboot where everything is the same as the original, most if not all of the original cast, same tone and register, same skit-based style, but rattus rattus is played by a guy in a fursuit
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ive said it before and ill say it again: less urban fantasy that takes place in central london and more urban fantasy that takes place in dagenham and peckham 
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this episode of mythbusters started with an apology holy shit
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You would think an ugly dude who looked like something straight out of the Stone Age wouldn’t be so quick to judge, but that’s a racist for you.
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So… I’m (very tentatively) considering the launch of a proper author server, but I wanted to gauge interest first.
As of now, what I’m thinking is that the server would contain categories for each of my ongoing works as well as a category for possible future works. I’d likely use the server to keep writeblr content links organized for folks who want to catch up at their leisure; answer questions readers may have about the works in a more private setting; and occasionally post “sneak peak” previews of WIP-specific content that hasn’t yet been posted online.
Anyway, please interact with this post if this kind of author server is something you might be interested in joining (all ages welcome). I’ll ping those who interact with more information if there’s enough interest! <3
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We should be more pro-active or we’ll see more of such sad fates of honest people.
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So after a VERY bumpy stretch of road in my life, I’m finally back on writing,yay! I hope to get more out soon, but I focused on something a little easier to get me started!
Here we meet Verity, and Barkley really needs to learn how to correctly convince a witness to help in the case. Aleiah takes over for the interview since uh… Barkley isn’t the most gentle at the best of times, but we’ll all get to see Barkley’s interrogation interview methods when it comes to meeting the Alexander we see discussed below. And things really, really get fiery there.
For now, though, enjoy Aleiah’s gentler, more professional touch. Oh also, she’s a Dr in, an official capacity,  in psychology. Under the table and as part of the agency though– she’s a doctor of cryptobiology (being able to make up fake things for the world I’m in is fun).
This is taken straight out of draft one, so it’s shaky and subject to change but! Here goes nothing.
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does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.
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stop the "hewwo" meme
its appropriating DD/LG culture and making fun of it, which invalidates our experiences! we didnt choose to have this kink and haha just kidding but could you fucking imagine.
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So after a VERY bumpy stretch of road in my life, I’m finally back on writing,yay! I hope to get more out soon, but I focused on something a little easier to get me started!
Here we meet Verity, and Barkley really needs to learn how to correctly convince a witness to help in the case. Aleiah takes over for the interview since uh... Barkley isn’t the most gentle at the best of times, but we’ll all get to see Barkley’s interrogation interview methods when it comes to meeting the Alexander we see discussed below. And things really, really get fiery there.
For now, though, enjoy Aleiah’s gentler, more professional touch. Oh also, she’s a Dr in, an official capacity,  in psychology. Under the table and as part of the agency though-- she’s a doctor of cryptobiology (being able to make up fake things for the world I'm in is fun).
This is taken straight out of draft one, so it’s shaky and subject to change but! Here goes nothing.
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[BEGIN LOG]
[Interviewer: Dr Aleiah King. Dated ██████. Informal interview in Dr King’s room at the local Inn]
[██████ is a maid at the Whiterose estate. For her own protection, she will be referred to under the alias of Verity. Interviewee agreed to only be interviewed privately, for a short while, with the agreement that no one else is informed. This was after much persuasion from Agent Barkley -- whom she refused to speak with. Interviewee expressed anxiety repeatedly before recording, and fidgetted frequently throughout. She insists that she cannot stay too long.]
DR KING: I’d like to thank you for agreeing to do this, it helps to have at least    one person willing to cooperate. 
VERITY:   It’s… Okay. I just- I want this over with. I just want to be left alone.
DR KING:  I understand. Barkley can be…. [sighs], forthright, sometimes. I       know. I’m sorry if she’s been disruptive.
VERITY:  [scoffs] Disruptive? Do you know how many times she’s shown up to my house? I speak to her once, and this is how she treats me? Is it standard  procedure to harass people? My kids-
DR KING:     -I apologise for my partner’s behaviour. But nothing about this case is standard. Barkley wants to find the truth, ██████. As do I. Miss Weiss’ journal indicates that you were one of the last to speak with her. Can you confirm this?
VERITY:  Weiss?- You mean... Camille? Yes- she- she spoke with me. She wanted to know about the estate. About my job. [Pause] But I didn’t know her well, or anything.
DR KING: So, you weren’t friends?
VERITY: [laughs] God no. I mean- I tolerated Camille, like many did here. She wasn’t a bad girl, per se. But... far too forward for my liking. Every city girl stereotype you can imagine; that was Camille. We only talked a few times-- when she caught me walking home or… dropping my kids off at school.
DR KING:  But you knew her well enough to be on a first name basis?
VERITY:   [Pause] We’re… it’s a small town. We’re friendly enough here to all work on first names, maybe things are different in the big cities.
DR KING:    Miss Weiss mentions you quite a bit. Is she… over exaggerating your level of interaction? 
VERITY:   … So we met a few times. So what? She… came to my house once. I told you, it wasn’t any big deal. She might have taken more out of it than I did. I  don’t know.
DR KING:    Please, ██████, things will be easier if you’re truthful
VERITY:    I’m telling the truth. 
DR KING: Yes. But I need the whole truth if we’re going to find Miss Weiss. That’s what you want, correct?
VERITY: Of course I want Camille to be found. But have you considered that Camille herself might not want that?
DR KING: You believe that Miss Weiss has... chosen to go missing?
VERITY: I don’t know. Camille was always desperate for a story. Perhaps she decided to become one herself,
DR KING: Did Barkley tell you that?
VERITY: No. She didn’t say anything other than yelling questions at me at ungodly hours of the night, why-
DR KING: It’s only that she shares in the same theory. That this is some... stunt.
VERITY: Perhaps she does have some intellect then. It does seem the simplest answer, no?
DR KING: And the most convenient for the town, and for the Arnou family.
VERITY: Is this leading up to some sort of point?
DR KING:  Alright… You said Miss Weiss was asking about your job? Why would she want to know-
VERITY:  Why would I know?! She was like you two! Never leaving me alone. She  always asked about my work; that’s all she ever wanted to talk about.
DR KING:  Do you think she intended to inquire for a job there?
VERITY:    No. No, she- she never wanted to know about anything like… that.
DR KING:   What do you mean? 
VERITY:  She wanted to know about… about the estate. About the family. She wanted to know what went on in the manor. She kept asking questions         about staff, about… things she thought she saw. She wanted an interview        with Alexander. I don’t know why she thought I would be capable of doing that-
DR KING:  But you were capable of getting her an interview. Weren’t you?
VERITY:    I-
DR KING:    Weiss’ notes indicate that she visited the manor on two occasions. 
VERITY:    I don’t see how that’s relevant… We have visitors to the town trespassing a lot-
DR KING:     But we both know that Miss Weiss was hardly a trespasser. In fact, we know that her first visit here was on an invitation from the Arnou family themselves. A letter signed by Alexander Arnou- You had.... no hand in this at all? You can be honest with me. You’re not in any trouble here.
VERITY:  [lowly] I… I told her to stay away.
DR KING: Can you repeat that? I-
VERITY:    I only mentioned Camille to Alexander once. She must have           arranged the meeting herself. 
DR KING:  Did you say that you told her to-
VERITY:     [raising voice] I couldn’t tell her to do anything. Camille did what she wanted. That’s all she ever did since she arrived. She didn’t listen to anyone- she just- she came barrelling in without a care, acted like she owned the town. Started messing with the founders, trying to get into the estate- talking about all her theories-
DR KING:  It sounds as if she was causing some upset to the residents?
VERITY: (laughs, harshly) You could call it that. We’re used to bothers but... Camille pushed further than most. There are good folk here. Honest folk. People that don’t deserve to have their private lives pried into.
DR KING: And was Alexander one of the people she decided to... pry into?
VERITY: [sighs] What do you think? You read her diary, didn’t you?
DR KING:  Were you there when she came to the manor?
VERITY:    [SILENCE]
DR KING:    Did something happen? Please, any information could be helpful with finding-
VERITY:    I- I ca-. Nothing happened. Camille-
DR KING:   You seem nervous- Please, Miss ██████, if something happened, you have to tell me. For Camille’s sake.
VERITY: N- No.
DR KING: No?
VERITY:  The family affairs are private.
DR KING: What?
VERITY:  We take their secrets to the grave. I cannot tell you.
DR KING:   [voice raising] A woman is missing. Now isn’t the time for- If you have information- 
VERITY:  I can’t. 
DR KING:    You… can’t tell me? If you’re scared, I promise you that we can provide protection for you and your children, you’ll be safe-
VERITY:    [snorts] That’s not why. You don’t understand. I just... can’t.
DR KING:  You mean you won’t.  Withholding information is-
VERITY:    [Loudly] I. Can’t. 
[SILENCE]
DR KING:    ... Help me try to understand-
VERITY:    You couldn’t. Even if you tried.  I want to leave. Please. You’ve asked your questions- I need to go-
DR KING:  You’re in no fit state to leave alone- you look-
VERITY:  Please. Let me go. I- I’ve told you… everything you I can. I swear to you.
DR KING:  There’s more to this than you’re letting me know. You can tell me now, or I can find it myself. I have more than enough grounds to investigate. The family will be interviewed-
VERITY:    [INAUDIBLE]
DR KING:  Excuse me?
VERITY:  [pause]  I said it won’t work. [laughs] Even Camille knew that.
DR KING:  What do you mean?
VERITY:  It doesn’t matter. I meant that- that you wouldn’t find anything. 
DR KING: Why-
[AUDIBLE SOUNDS OF A CHAIR SCRAPING AGAINST THE FLOOR, FOOTSTEPS, A DOOR CREAKING OPEN.]
VERITY:    I mean- there’s nothing to find. You- you really shouldn’t-
[sound of more footsteps, both the voices of DR KING and VERITY are further from the recorder, muffed.]
DR KING:    You’re scared of them, aren’t you? They have something on you-
VERITY:    You don’t know anything about me. And don’t make- assumptions about the family. You should- we all should be more grateful to them-  everything is for the greater good- you don’t know the half of-
DR KING:   Then tell me. How am I supposed to know if no one tells me anything?
VERITY:   [scoffs] You’re as bad as Camille. You think we all owe you something. That you have the right to interfere with whatever you want. If you keep digging, is it really a surprise when you find something you shouldn’t?
DR KING:    Did Camille find something she shouldn’t?
VERITY:    I- I need to leave. Please don’t- I don’t want to be part of this. I             shouldn’t have even- I’m sorry.
DR KING:   At least let me walk you home-
VERITY:   No! No- it’s alright. I- I just want to be left alone.
[END LOG]
[Notes: Interviewee expressed physical symptoms of a migraine after being asked about the events at the manor -- continually rubbed her head and seemed almost in distress. I intend to give her a few weeks to recover before attempting to interview her again. Perhaps building a rapport with her may ease her anxiety. I blame Barkley for this... Poor woman.]
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So? Thoughts on Ms Verity over here and what might be going on with her? Aleiah is convinced there’s something awful happening, and Barkley thinks she’s being intentionally obstructive (though, that’s just what Barkley thinks of most people in this town.)
Taglist: @snowwritesall @writinginslowmotion @quilloftheclouds @mvcreates @typewriter-jade @purpleshadows1989 @lady-redshield-writes
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@ all my mutuals
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did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
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BEAUTIFUL AESTHETIC AS ALWAYS OMG. I always love your aesthetics so much?? Like everything blends so well and it just looks so... perfect?? Also yeah I’ve been following this for a while but the description still just hooks me right in and honestly I'm so jealous because I suck at writing summaries. Aaaaaa I’m just SO excited now, I can’t wait to read more!!
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Retrocognition → Summary
Keywords: Paranormal, Crime, Thriller, Suspense, Modern, Romance, Reno, Nevada, POC-Centered Narrative, Strong Female Protagonist Expected CW: Sex, Violence Target Word Count: ~70-80K Content: Excerpts · Creations · Inspo · Q&A · Tag List
[Post reformatted on September 8, 2019!]
Five years after the brutal beating of Reno’s favorite public access celebrity, her killer is finally behind bars – and the popular young DA who convicted him is running unopposed in Nevada’s upcoming gubernatorial race. However, when an investigative journalist with a penchant for the past has a paranormal vision of what really happened that fateful June afternoon, she begins to wonder if local law enforcement may have put away an innocent man.
Searching for a sellable scoop, she quickly finds herself entangled in an unusual affair with the would-be governor – a Type A leviathan whose own secrets send the feds straight to her office. After being placed under 24-hour surveillance by a remarkably disagreeable field agent, she has no choice but to discontinue her work on the case – until one day, she lets slip a critical detail that piques his interest… And forges an unlikely partnership.
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Welcome to Tumblr.
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