screwthesongbird

[screwthesongbird]

i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

[screwthesongbird]

yippee

me when im michael (in a bathroom) 

[screwthesongbird]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

[screwthesongbird]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest Reddit post I’ve seen in a while

[screwthesongbird]

[screwthesongbird]

person who tries to become a serial killer but they've worked in kitchens for so long that when they try to sneak up on someone they say "behind, knife" on reflex, alerting their would-be victim to their presence

[screwthesongbird]

Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access

[screwthesongbird]

ryan:

shane: hold my beer

[screwthesongbird]

PEDRO PASCAL  dancing on the set of THE LAST OF US

[screwthesongbird]

[screwthesongbird]

Lottery

[screwthesongbird]

[screwthesongbird]

Found this in the comments of Shaun's latest video on Andrew Tate, in which he talks pretty extensively about how important it is for men to find ways to be confident in their genders without trying to adhere to, or enforce, anyone else's ideas of manhood on anyone.

Highly recommend checking it out.

Anyway. I rarely see folks talk about the positive impact transmascs have on manhood as a whole, and I think it's important to acknowledge and celebrate that.

[screwthesongbird]

[screwthesongbird]

[screwthesongbird]

Ah yes. Them.

[screwthesongbird]

a collection of CR memes - pt. 1