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now, i know tiffany is like canonically surrounded by old men because she’s kinda rugged even those she looks precious and pretty but the question on everyone’s mind might be

is she an old man fucker? and the answer?

idk sometimes i guess but they have to ask first

#ooc. #tw suggestive #live laugh lobotomy (musing) #this is stupid #this is dumb #but ive seen too many tweets that have reminded me of her #she will fuck that old man but only if he wants it #she WILL NOT date the old man she WILL NOT try to cultivate a romantic relationship with that old man

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Frankly, I think more muses should actively try to kill tiffany.. idk just a feeling i have

#ooc.

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𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐆𝐎 👀.

okay so i got like, three books delivered this week, and in anticipation i reread another book that i had, and lads, let me tell ye, it was like quicksand. so now i have a list, some from my head, many from my wonderful friends’ heads, of prompts that basically made us all very soft or very “pleasantly scandalized rich lady from the sixties who just found out a juicy bit of goss about the new neighbor”. i hope ye like them! (DO NOT ADD TO THE LIST. I WILL MAKE A PART TWO. AND THREE. AND FOUR. MANY MANY PARTS. EVENTUALLY. )

[ HAIR ]:          sender slowly reaches out to catch a loose strand of the receiver’s hair and tuck it gently and securely back behind their ear, letting their touch linger afterwards. (if the receiver has short hair, then the sender reaches out and gently runs their fingers through their hair to smooth it back.)

[ CLOSE ]:          while standing remarkably close to one another, the sender is unable to stop themselves from running their gaze across the receiver’s body, lingering for a moment on their lips, before returning to initiate prolonged, intense eye contact.

[ CHIN ]:          as they stand close to one another, the sender hooks a finger and tenderly lifts the receiver’s chin, tilting it up so that they can look at one another, and running a thumb across their skin lightly.

[ THUMB ]:          while cupping the receiver’s cheek in their hand, the sender slowly glides their thumb across their cheekbone in a tender, sweeping caress.

[ WOUND ]:          upon noticing a recent injury on the receiver’s person, the sender carefully moves closer, running a thumb (or hand) across the wound in a gentle, troubled manner.

[ INHALE ]:          while standing in very close quarters to the receiver, the sender shakily inhales with desire/anticipation as they realize how intimately close they are to one another.

[ DANCE ]:          when alone together (e.g. the bedroom, the kitchen, literally anywhere once they’re alone) the sender takes the receiver’s hand, and pulls them into a graceful yet intimate dance as a spontaneous act.

[ BARE ]:          as they get undressed, the sender gently places a soft, tender kiss against the receiver’s bare shoulder.

[ SCAR ]:          noticing a scar on the receiver’s skin, the sender tentatively stops them from covering it up, and rests a gentle, soft kiss over it.

[ FOREHEAD ]:          placing a hand on the back of the receiver’s neck, the sender guides them close and rests their foreheads together.

[ PALM ]:          taking the receiver’s hand, the sender brings it to their mouth, and places a tender kiss against the receiver’s palm.

[ LINGER ]:          taking the receiver’s hand, the sender lifts it to their lips, and gently kisses their knuckles, lingering for a moment before withdrawing.

[ BEHIND ]:         upon entering the same room as the receiver, the sender steps behind them, and winds their arms around the receiver’s waist, drawing them close against them.

[ WAIT ]:          realizing the receiver is about to leave the room, the sender hastily reaches out and catches their wrist, preventing them from continuing their departure.

[ ARM ]:          after holding their hand, the sender releases the receiver, but slowly glides their hand up the full length of their arm, lingering on the upper arm, then the shoulder, then resting their touch against the side of their neck.

[ HOLD ]:          while close to the receiver, the sender wordlessly takes a hold of their hand, for no other purpose than to be holding it.

[ PLAY ]:          while sitting together, the sender absently lifts the receiver’s hand, idly running their fingertips across the lines of their palms, mapping out every inch of their hand with slow, lazy touches.

[ GUIDE ]:          in the process of guiding the receiver through a crowded place, the sender’s hand protectively grazes against the small of their back

[ TOUCH ]:          while touching the receiver’s waist, the sender’s hand briefly dips beneath the hem of their shirt, skimming briefly across the bare skin of their waist.

[ CUP ]:           bringing both hands up to cup the receiver’s face, the sender draws them in closer to them in order to get a better look at their face.

[ TUG ]:          the sender tugs the receiver close against them by resting a hand against the small of their back, pulling them flush against their body.

[ HUSH ]:          while standing close to one another and hiding from pursuers, the sender reaches up and places a finger against the receiver’s lips to prevent them from speaking and revealing their location.

[ WRAP ]: when sitting astride a horse/motorcycle/etc. together, the sender reaches back, takes the receiver’s wrists, and gently pulls their arms around the sender’s waist in an embrace designed to keep the receiver safe, despite feeling remarkably intimate.

#word on the street (memes)

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Tired Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for muses that desperately need a break. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"How long have you been up?"

"I know I couldn't sleep last night. Could you?"

"You're wearing yourself out!"

"Hey, I've been reading on the internet about this thing called 'sleep'. It's supposed to be real good for you!"

"Go home, get some rest, but sleep by your phone."

"You've been running flat out for days! You need to go home and get some sleep!"

"My diagnosis is exhaustion, brought on from overwork and guilt."

"Why don't you sleep on it and make the decision in the morning?"

"Relax. You can't see everything coming."

"Sleep is overrated."

"I feel like I could sleep for a week."

"You've hardly eaten or slept for weeks! If you don't let up, you're going to collapse!"

"Hey, I made some coffee for you. It's insomniac strength."

"Okay, fine. I am too tired to argue with you."

"I just want my mind to quit so I can finally fall asleep."

"Apologies for dragging you from your bed, but this is a matter of some urgency."

"Are you going to ask me another question, or can I go back to bed?"

"Don't you ever sleep?"

"Despite what you might think, the world's not going to end just because you disappear for the night."

"Are you sure you're not going to catch another cold?"

"This is the fourth night in a world that you haven't slept. Is something wrong?"

"Sleep deprivation is a one-way ticket to temporary psychosis."

"Did you sleep here?"

"There's nothing worse than bad coffee."

"Sleep is a luxury - a self-indulgence we have no time for."

"I just feel I need something to occupy my mind."

"Are you awake?"

"Aren't you always saying I should work less?"

"I think I've lost the ability to sleep."

"Are you working while we're in bed together?"

#word on the street (memes)

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This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction.

#👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 #ooc.

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HEADCANON MEME

what is their favorite lego set?

what do they tend to look for in thrift / antique shops?

which golden girl are they most like?

what is their favorite exhibit at an aquarium?

what does their breakfast look like?

what gaming console was the first one they ever played?

is there a small habit that they do every day?

what color was their childhood bedroom?

what is their favorite wine / liquor?

what's their guilty pleasure tv show?

have they ever gone to an estate sale? does it weird them out?

what is their favorite scent of candle?

what's their favorite board game?

what good deed have they done today?

how much water do they really drink in a day?

do they collect anything?

how do they take their coffee / tea?

do they take any medications?

how often to they fall asleep on the sofa?

what are they like when they're sick?

did they / do they still play pokemon go?

do they watch the olympics? do they prefer summer or winter?

what do they usually buy in a gift shop?

what clubs / sports were they involved in as a child / teenager?

how often do they do their laundry?

do they listen to music or watch tv more often?

how many pillows do they sleep with?

what holidays do they decorate for?

have they ever tried to write poetry?

do they keep a daily journal / planner?

what's their favorite time of day?

how often do they clean out their fridge?

what hill are they willing to die on?

do they prefer ice cream in a bowl or a cone?

what religion are they? how do they practice?

do they give money to the homeless?

what's their least favorite chore?

they can pick one skill to suddenly have, what is it?

do they watch the superbowl even if they aren't into football?

what does a typical day off work look like for them?

do they actually use their stickers or just collect them?

have they ever done volunteer work?

mun's choice: tell us something about your muse!

#word on the street (memes)

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🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑷𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻.

send 🚢 or ( 'SHIP' ) if you ever considered shipping our characters romantically and want me to fill out the following form for our muses. bold all that definitely applies, italicize what could potentially apply. feel free to add more if you think certain options are missing or you just want to add more.

do i ship our characters together?: yes | no | not yet but maybe soon

would i like to ship with you?: yes | maybe, i'm willing to try | no

type of relationship i could see: childhood or high school sweethearts | exes | engaged | married | long-term relationship | crushes | unrequited love | fling | long distance | online relationship | just dating | new relationship | toxic lovers | friends with benefits

tropes i'd enjoy writing for them: friends to lovers | enemies to lovers | exes to lovers | fake relationship / dating | forbidden love | grumpy and sunshine | star-crossed lovers | surprise pregnancy | second chance | soulmates | amnesia / mistaken identity | forced proximity | secret relationship | slow burn relationship

would i rather plot first or jump right in and see where it goes?: develop their relationship first | jump right in | something in between ( what specifically? )

what now?: let's plot something | send me shippy memes | i'll send you shippy memes | write me a random starter | i'll write you a random starter

anything else i want you to know about me / my character / my shipping habits: ( put whatever you want here )

#pop off #word on the street (memes)

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Send my muse unhinged anons

#why not #word on the street (memes)

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Reese Witherspoon as Vanessa FREEWAY (1996)

#BASICALLYYYY #live laugh lobotomy (musing)

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Tell My Muse What You Think They're Made of!

We've all heard that little girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice; little boys are made of snips, snails, and puppydog tails. But what about my muse specifically? Send them the ingredients you think make them up!

#word on the street (memes) #please

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ur such a sick perverted freak omg do tht again pls

#live laugh lobotomy (musing)

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send me five times kissed for a drabble about five times our muses kissed

#word on the street (memes)

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"YOU CAME BACK FOR ME!" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

[name]? what are you doing here?

nothing could ever take me away from you.

i thought you said you would never return.

i fought to find you again.

what made you change your mind?

it was a mistake to leave your side.

you came back for me. i knew you would.

i can't believe you're here, right in front of me.

[name], in the flesh. i never thought i'd see the day.

i was hoping you'd hear my call.

i never should have left you in the first place.

what took you so long?

i had a feeling you couldn't stay away.

promise me you'll never leave again.

[name]? it can't be.

you shouldn't have to deal with this mess on your own.

i'm real. touch my hands. i'm right here.

you're not dreaming. i came back.

come a little closer. let me see you.

am i dreaming? pinch me.

i should have known you'd end up in some trouble.

it is you! you came back!

i waited and hoped and prayed you'd return.

they told me you'd never come back here.

you showed up just in the nick of time.

i thought you'd never show up!

you actually came back for me.

so you do care after all.

let me get a good look at you.

we've gotta stop meeting like this.

something told me i should go back there and find you.

i'm sorry i keep touching you, i just can't believe you're really here.

this is a dream. you're not real.

i thought you were dead. i saw you die.

how did you know i was in danger?

you're the problem! i just can't stay away!

there's always been something about you that pulls me right back here every time.

i just couldn't get you off my mind.

it was as if i could hear you calling for me.

you visited me in my dreams every night, and that's how i knew.

leaving you was a terrible mistake.

i don't believe it. [name]? really?

will you ever forgive me for leaving you?

you shouldn't have to fight this alone.

i told you not to come back for me.

you're wasting your time coming here to find me.

did you just throw yourself into danger to get me to save you?

now i'm being tortured with visions pretending you're back.

what are you doing here? this is some cruel joke.

#word on the street (memes)

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"𝙸'𝚖 𝚙𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗" 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜.

As always, send   + [ reverse ]   to reverse the actions. Multimuses specify muse.

TO NOTICE.

“ are you alright? ”

“ do you want to leave? ”

“ what do you need? ”

“ here. you were looking for this, right? ”

“ here. it’s your favorite .”

“ you forgot your ____ .”

“ you didn’t do that thing you usually do. why? ”

“ your routine changed.”

“ you didn’t sleep last night, did you? ”

“ they called again, didn’t they? ”

“___ came back, didn’t they? ”

“ you don’t like ____ . ”

“ you like ____ . ”

“ you love ____ . ”

“ of course i remembered. ”

“ i notice everything about you. ”

“ you scrunch your nose when you’re thinking … it’s cute. ”

“ you’re tapping your fingers. what’s wrong? ”

“ you seem … off, today. did something happen? ”

“ shh. they’re thinking. ”

TO BE NOTICED.

“ i didn’t know you noticed that … ”

“ you remembered. ”

“ how on earth did you remember that? ”

“ how did you know? ”

“ you know me so well. ”

“ no one knows me like you do. ”

“ - oh! i was just about to get that. ”

“ i’m glad you noticed. ”

“ i was hoping someone would notice. ”

“ you always know what i’m thinking. ”

“ hey, can you give me the - thanks. ”

“ you know me better than i know myself. ”

“ it’s kind of scary how well you know me, sometimes. ”

ACTIONS.

[ return ]   -   for the sender to put something back in it’s rightful place.

[ foresight ]   -   for the sender to complete a task that receiver regularly does because receiver was busy.

[ memory ]   -   for sender to remember a small detail about receiver’s past.

[ favorite ]   -   for sender to remember a small detail about receiver’s personal preferences.

[ boundary ]   -   for sender to reenforce receiver’s boundary so receiver doesn’t have to.

[ comfort ]   -   for sender to silently provide a comforting item/action to receiver in a time of need.

[ requirement ]   -   for sender to provide something receiver needed without asking.

#word on the street (memes)

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now I will talk about Tiffany and hunting because the more i think about it the more sacred the act becomes especially considering how Tiffany interacts with the world around her.

First of all, Tiffany when she's gone huntin' is a lot different than her in her every day life. She is alert, she is aware and she has purpose. It's not only about finding something to eat during winter but it's also the prey becoming the predator. She is constantly running, hiding and fighting for her life so when she gets to be the one prowling she takes it seriously. Her shot is so trained and so percise because she wants the animal's death to be as quick as possible.

She's quick, she's clean and she's quiet. She's also one of the hunters that uses every piece of the animal especially as she ages and learns just how much magic can be done while using parts of the animals that are usually disgarded.

#live laugh lobotomy (musing)

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The realization that she doesn't really sound any cooler than the losers that play dungeons and dragons every weekend creeps in as Jill asks what exactly her occult club does.

"It depends really, sometimes we just discuss whatever spooky books we can find at the local library," She giggles as it sounds so much more cheesier now that she has to say it out loud she slowly sinks down to sit closer to Jill as she tries to think of a way to make her hobbies sound at least a little cooler.

"The president's mom bought her a ouija board for her birthday, her mom is really cool... and she, um, wants to try to talk to ghosts soon," Totally not lame sounding!

Jill's loving hanging out with Tiffany! She's been so grateful to her new friend showing her around, taking her shopping (it's been awhile since she got to just spend a day hanging out at the mall!) including her in conversations and introducing her to everyone. This campus is new to her, but she feels like she's fit right in already, thanks to her.

She's looking forward to spending more time with Tiffany, since she lives locally, home's just a few minutes away and she has no fear of any dumb, made up 'moral crisis'. Mass Hysteria is all it is: Jill personally adored The Number of the Beast, and is in awe of Iron Maiden's new vocalist! People just don't get the record, is all: The title track is actually about a fear of getting wrapped up in something evil: It was Steve Harris' literal nightmare.

Jill knows she isn't in any danger. She can take care of anything that might crop up with ease. Presently, Jill's laying own on her stomach on the bed, looking down at Tiffany on the floor and kicking her legs absently. She's wearing a hot pink off-the-shoulder crop top, matching socks and an electric blue mini skirt, while her own blonde hair is kept out of her face in a side ponytail.

"An occult club, huh?" Jill asks with a smile, intrigued. "That sounds pretty rad. So like, what sorts of things do you do do together?"

#mystalwartheart #{verse ; cursed brat}

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Family Tree • Ethel Cain

#live laugh lobotomy (musing)