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Clef: I've done some bad things. I'm not ashamed of my past. I did what I needed to do to survive

Clef: And then I did a bunch of other bad stuff because I felt like it, but that's not the point here-

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Kondraki : If a stranger came up to you and said "I'm your dad's friend, He told me to pick you up" what would you say?

10 year old Draven : I'd say "You're lying my dad doesn't have any friends!"

Kondraki : Not where I was going, but ok

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You

Me

#asks

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Kondraki: Why is everything a disorder or a syndrome why can't I just have rapid mood swings that ruin most of my relationships

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Iceberg: I hope this email finds you before I do

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408: [Can we have a bite?]

Kondraki, eating cheesecake: It’s really spicy, you wouldn’t like it

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Bright: All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it

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Clef: Look at Konny. He’s pacing slowly. For him, that’s like a full on rage-fueled freak out. The only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still

[Kondraki stops pacing]

Bright: Oh, no. He’s standing perfectly still

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Talloran: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt him you'll kill me?

Kondraki: No, if you hurt Draven, he is perfectly capable of killing you himself

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Glass: *through gritted teeth* Every day I choose to be kind

Glass: *barely restraining himself from violence* I choose to have compassion

Glass: *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside him* I choose to care and to be kind and to love

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your blog icon gives big trashfoundation vibes w/ the poorly drawn logo. yours is less squiggly tho

I'm going to take this as a compliment so thanks!

#i have seen that blog around and they are pretty cool

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Kondraki: To avoid straining your eyes when you're contiguously working, follow the 20-20-20 rule

Kondraki: After 20 minutes of work look at something 20 feet away then spend 20 years in the forest

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Bright: I invented a game. Want to play?

Clef: Sure

Bright: It's called 408 or Draven. I give you actual quotes I've heard Kondraki say, and you guess if he was talking to his butterflies or his son

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Draven: Horror is when a fucked up guy looks at you. Comedy is when you look at a fucked up guy

Talloran: What if we’re both fucked up and we look at each other?

Draven: Gay romance

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Cimmerian, completely serious: Ma’am, it has been reported lately that you do, in fact, have little paw-paws and a little button nose. Do you care to comment?

Josie: Mrrrow

Cimmerian: I see

Clef, walking in: Am I interrupting something?

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Bright: I've lied to every person I said "I love you" to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I've never been in love before

Glass: Aw. I did not know that

Bright: Yeah, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said, "I never loved you."

Glass: Okay, that seems unnecessary

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Clef: People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it. People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it

Clef: Humans all have a corpse:water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in

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