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I will FUCK your PUSSY I will FUCK your Dinner I. will. FUCK. your Mama Luigi

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me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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“I want to become a Jolteon!”

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Wish I was in the parallel universe where this is real

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Thomas Jefferson experiences dysphoria

#FUCK OFFFFF GJDHFJDJFJCJF

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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

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"i would totally survive the apocalypse" -> guy who would die on the spot if he saw unshaved female armpit

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Yoooooo!!!!

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i'm so sick of being the only person who can make simple connections of how doing a thing to the ecosystem has effects. so so so so sick NO ONE knows the ways of the plants

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I love you dead punctuation marks.

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OH MY GOD

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does anyone else do that thing where you're stuck in heavy traffic and another driver tries to do something dickish to cut ahead of you so you nudge the accelerator a little bit to make your car growl at the other car and scare it off