schalotte

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i need to stop going to this lecture i'm taking in net 0 information and everyone around me won't shut the fuck up

[schalotte]

“a community without romance risks being brutish and crass, superficial and brittle, cruel and even muderous. . . i don’t mean just romantic romance. i don’t just mean erotic romance. . . i mean the romance that allows us to soften our voices when we see each other.”

maya angelou, 1998

#😑😐 #words

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soo anxious today omw to uni literally just wearing my spaghetti strap top like the scarlet letter.... and first seminar seated next to, u guessed it, my dream lesbian. acting so abnormal fidgeting with my hair tie the whole session. she is so tiny that day dreaming is posing some physical challenges . okay whatever i am normal and we're meeting tmrw 👍🏻

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(me receiving a polite text) you want me soooooo bad it's crazy

#we're meeting up wednesday at the library yay <3 #don't know what to expect actually bc i assume the organization will take like 5 minutes krhshs it's a silly thing to meet up for really #maybe she'll want to work together?? who knows. i'm chilling.

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why has all deodorant started sucking. the one i liked and depended on changed its formula and now has an unpleasant texture and leaves white stains and i feel lost at sea trying out an unending array of other deodorants which either have the same issues or don't work at all . help

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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

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[schalotte]

can i come be weird on your couch but you end up being super into it and then we kiss?

#please...

[schalotte]

Coats of some British and Icelandic sheep breeds:

Greyface Dartmoor; Cheviot; Icelandic; Beulah; Cotswold; Welsh Mountain; Suffolk; Southdown; and British Milksheep.

#YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #sheep

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finished the robber bride today btw i liked it a lot. had its lengths but overall very engaging... gutting in parts..... forgot that's where the male fantasies quote comes from so that was exciting to get to

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obsessed w this phrasing. people get so poetic on vinted

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every day i face the world. hairy as hell

#wearing the same outfit every day too. and who's gonna stop me

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okayyyy so i thought this was gonna be the kind of presentation where we just divide up the relevant pages of the textbook and work separately but she just texted to find a time to talk about it in person and i'm choosing to believe it's because she wants to see me sooooo bad

my absolute dream lesbian in this seminar like she's wearing her keyring hooped through her belt and all it's really serious

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my package was delivered to a neighbor that does not exist. loooooove !

#like the name isn't on the klingelschilder which friends of the schalotte blog know might mean nothing #but like how am i supposed to find them... hello....... hermes again i am about to start maiming

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my little bug friend if you even care

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my hobbies include going to and sitting in the park

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today in the race and consumption seminar the cute person and i were mostly the only ones talking, to the point where we just started answering each other directly. might as well add some wine glasses and candlelight at this point babyboy

#and he always brings up marx in a way that i find a little bit funny but overall he's just so very cute and well spoken i can't deny it