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i had less hw this week and totally could have had finals weekend free

instead I read 15hours of fanfic in 3 days and spent another 6 hours on instagram

#(I had at most 15hrs of hw)

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things that i think thrawn + the ascendancy gang would love (part 2)

thrawn: earning as many doctorate & masters degrees as possible (he loves being able to say that he’s a master at everything from art history to underwater basket weaving - & he has the diplomas to prove it)

eli: the dying crafts list + being the one person preventing so many crafts from not being practiced anymore (he tries to teach them to the sky-walker girls with varying degrees of success)

ar’alani: women’s sports in general, but also really niche sports (you know she was playing pickleball way before everyone else, but now that it’s kind of popular she’s moving on to like roller derby or something)

wutroow: the duolingo owl - not the app, the owl specifically (even though she speaks like 5 languages already & will 10000% learn another just so she can gossip without other people being able to eavesdrop). also chappell roan.

che’ri: spontaneously chopping off all your hair in the bathroom at 2am (&& probably giving yourself bangs too for good measure)

samakro: renaissance festivals (you know he’s got a giant turkey leg in one hand, a mug of ale in the other + is booking it to axe throwing)

thalias: modern adaptations of jane austen novels (no one appreciates yearning like she does)

faro: driving late at night with your windows down & a killer playlist blaring (bonus points if it like just rained & you can smell it in the air)

ba’kif: sam reich on game changer (he wants his cedf officers to experience just a fraction of the stress they put him under so badly)

thrass: the headspace meditation app (also under so much stress, but handling it in a very different way)

thurfian + zistalmu: the reesa teesa ‘who tf did i marry’ tiktok series (this much hot goss? for free?! they’re sat)

#This is spot on #star wars #thrawn #ascendency #why is ascendancy not a sitcom?

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kind of shit at backgrounds, so i tried to practice.😭😭😭 anyways, dune video game concept

#Art #okay but it needs be a psychological horror vibes thing #Where at first you think you get choices #But they all lead to the same ending #Dune

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

#Instead of ambient sound it would be ambient sound that makes me uncomfortable 🥺

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#Im with the pandas on this one

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#Oh that is a lovely chonk #Cow #art

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#Plz

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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

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“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

#Same with phones and procrastination #Like bitch i aint doing my hw and todos #Its just a question of how many books I read in the avoiding

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#Scifi needs more this

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frick it. hyperspecific poll

#Ive done en pointe #and my toes unscathed survived lol #Ive also garden sat #and came alarmingly close to killing the garden #i want the vintage dress though #wip

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I made something

#My life

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Riza Hawkeye

Been watching a lot of Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood and wanted to do some fanart.

#Art #fma #riza!!!

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I think the mandalorian would be functionally the same if Din Djarin just found a really fucking cooked looking persian cat instead of grogu and was trying really hard to get it to a vet who just incidentally happens to be a highly wanted Jedi.

#star wars #the mandalorian

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FMA is a perfect manga bc in the scene where Roy Mustang is standing over the grave of his freshly buried best friend, and he puts his hat on his head, and with a single tear rolling down his cheek tells Riza Hawkeye, it’s raining - 

Arakawa could have made it this perfectly poignant moment of Roy telling Riza, with those two words: i’m helpless, my friend is dead, this feels as inexorable and uncontrollable as the weather, and just as the terrible power of alchemy you shared with me which had so much effect on the world around us can be denied by something as simple as rain, so is all my self useless when it comes to what matters - 

but instead, Arakawa had Riza go HUH? NO IT’S NOT 

and roy had to go YES IT IS YOU STUPID BI- 

#Fma

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Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.

#Okay but how would that work? #Build your own mimic?

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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

#In a millenia that horrid beast will not thank you #i want my ancestor shoved back in that ocean