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On one hand I get that the push to move out is driven by like, nuclear family values etc, but like also 90% of ppl I meet who are unhappy would have most of their problems fixed by simply no longer living w their parents. It's made me very pro moving out. If you're feeling stiffled, controlled, or constantly anxious, I think you should start working on moving tf out.

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Don't care + didn't ask + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you

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Honestly next time someone's like "wow I can't even draw a stick man 🥺🥺" I'm just gonna be like man that sucks. I can though

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womangrit69​:

You Can Joke All Youd Like But We Both Know The Actual Dynamic Here

you heard it here folks kanaya “sandpaper” womangrit69- i can’t do this i need to go to bed

#bye

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also not even one comment about the fuckin “polishing wood” part

why are we even married

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the joke isn’t even on the post you clown you just reblogged me complaining about trying to make the joke

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i have been up way later than intended haunted by a corny joke i want to make about my kismesis but i can’t make it work

help

#it doesn't even make sense unless you know stuff about SANDPAPER why does anyone date me #fuckin #my pitch is perfect for polishing wood... because grit is super fine... #it doesn't WORK #FUCK

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imagez made for a range of emotionz bc im obsessed with saying this in response to everything

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I love leaving situations one thing about me is I’m leaving

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what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you're stupid

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January 2021:

May 2022:

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we have two votes for “let a child with clippers at it and see what happens” and honestly tempting. i did Rick a buzzcut for sweeps if it’s too atrocious.

thinking about fucking up my hair again. just don’t know how.

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thinking about fucking up my hair again. just don’t know how.

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#gritty

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if u are reading this i am pouring positive vibes on u from a lil watering can

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you too can have a cool look too for the low price of not caring if you look like shit

it’s the confidence that sells it

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my fatal flaw is i can’t ever just do like. one thing with my hair and stick with it. this is good for now tho

also that everything i own is gym gear

#mom said it’s my turn to reblog my thirst trap #scars //