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April fools

@themornal and @8edhead are the voices

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Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.

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why are kraft mac and cheese bowls so small . another one of gods little tests

#fave

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#scyther! #i mean. I’d survive bc I have two weapons for hands. but then also. my hands. they’re basically useless otherwise. #cool pokemon though !

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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

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did anyone order uhhhhh goldric fankids. i made three of them exactly!

this is for my next gen story, which features hexsquad + co's kids figuring out why the sigils started working again!!

aether and vivien are twins, and floretta is their little sister. they all attend the university of wild magic!! i have a Lot on them, including their palismen. they r my beloveds. wilumity daughter coming soon!

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A pokemon quiz, but every answer gets progressively stupider (x)

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Girl why are you numbers

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#fave

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i love you trans boys

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two sheep. standing still

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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

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The brainrot is back <3

So sick and tired of the horrible takes on drayton, yeah he's a bit of an ass sometimes but he's not EVIL????? What game did you play???? He's just pulling an annoying older brother move 75% of the time he does not legitimately hate Kieran oh my god

#the guy !!!

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I love my dads playstyle of Baldurs Gate, never talks to his companions, never goes to camp, didn't even know there's romance in the game, long rests only when theres no more spells left, explored the underdark before he did the goblin quest, called astarion someone "he wouldn't buy a car from"

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chat, you will never guess who this is for

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haven’t been able to draw at all recently take thsi

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Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen