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5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

#reblogging for the additions #....

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by jeremy ville

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[ Snippet / WIP ] I haven't drawn Mairon in a while soooo

#WHORE #sauron #mairon #silm art

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

#sometimes yes

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reblog with your sign + if you’re a denim jacket, a leather jacket or a bomber jacket person it for science

#aquarius / leather jacket

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Mairon telling Ar-Pharazôn

"But great kings do not brook denials, and take what is their due."

in the Akallabêth really hits different when you write/ship them the way I do. 😬

#🌚

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#hot! #<-!!!

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babygirl your enormous eyebags and just barely noticeable tremor have captivated me

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so what if a teenager or kid (or anyone) adopts an identity label that they find out doesn't fit them, or discard later in life? you had baby clothes that you no longer fit into and were discarded. growing is a part of life.

let people live in the moment. especially kids.

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“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

#never heard anything more wrong

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07:15 on a Tuesday morning in Berlin, 2024. Art.

#personal #that's not mine #mine would be sparkling wine

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#wait this is not standard?

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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

#is this really omg

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it is once again... binturong appreciation hour

#i love him

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