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OP also turned off reblogs for this but it has to be said

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Being a lesbian shouldn't be this difficult like why cant people just accept the fact that there are people who do not have room for men at all and we have chosen to call ourselves a specific thing to ID ourselves, communicate as much, and find one another. Why must "sexuality is expansive" be applied to things that have strict and common definitions. Make up your own word then! Come up with your own shit! Yall never do this to gay men!

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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

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about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people

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Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

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@sweatermuppet i came back to my long abandoned tumblr to post this design i did based on a silly little meme i saw on instagram... felt it only right to credit you

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girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already..

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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THEN WHO'S JESUS YAOING IT UP WITH. WHO

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In these parts, they say, if you are lucky when wandering the wastes between city and town, you may encounter a truly exemplary creature. Its skin, like that of the rhinoceros, plates its body in geometric folds; its feet are like four enormous sand-dollars, pleasing to the eye and rapid in their movement. Its snout is broad with the same placid strength as a great ox and its breath is heavy and warm as the same, but its eyes flash so like those of a lion at night that no traveler could believe it truly tame for long. The name of this beast? Toyota Corolla.

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misha collins saying fag in 2024. something that makes sense but i did not see coming

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never ever drawing atla ever again btw

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the mean lesbian stereotype is so frustrating bc so many of us literally get called that for standing up for ourselves or simply being uninterested in men. anyway I think we should be more evil.

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new fergie track “im trapped in a white room and i have no food or water”