sarcdominus

[sarcdominus]

no this had me thinking for ten minutes if this was true or not

i'm actually not your mutual i'm a bot created by the C.I.A to track your information that will be kept on file

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summoning you by chanting your name in the mirror ten times I'M SO BORED

ok I'm here mb I've been summoned helloooooo

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@sevendurst bro I found your face reveal

That's me 😿

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sarc ... sarc .. hhi

thris is us as cats I thimk

#Hellooooooooo ily

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you probably wouldn't do either, but most likely meth, definitely Guns, obviously crime of passion, hearts, and kittens

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u give off heroin, guns, crime of passion, skulls, and kittens

#Lmk how I did...

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sarc how tall are you anyways i'm scared

it was like 5'11.5 a bit ago idkkk

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short people r actually much scarier than you think they actually receive direct transmission from the earth that tells them to kill us all

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i actually got that third man hiker shit once and I was so so mad about it because I fell off my bike in the middle of the street and I was like half pinned under it n newsflash the advice DIDNT come from a dead relative

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i have an idea of why I'm like this. we had guests over and my dad was watching car crash videos on his phone

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4, 5, 6, 19, 21, 22, 26 ggod sorry these are so many i am just bored

4. I don't actually know but there was a bird I think that said my name a few hours ago does that count

5. brown

6. idk im srry

19. yes if u asked. My nail skill is that of a young childs but still. I'd recommend this like wine red color I have maybe with glitter

21. This critter

22. I dont know, really. people say a lot abt what type of person I am buttttt idk if thats so reliable. I can make a separate post abt this with stuff I have on spacehey maybe

26. I've replayed so many times interactions with friends IRL. Not so much to keep them in mind, but to see the 'why' to so many things. But I've played scenarios out a lot that haven't happened, things I want to do and how it'll go.

#I love getting asked questions but not in real life. Irl it goes smth like 'y r u interrogating me do you want to kill me' but here I respon

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thank u and perchance

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

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i want to do one of those numbered ask things but I can't find good ones

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bites you in the way that cats do when they wwant to show affection

thank u bro ily

#YEEEOWWCH #doing this back x10

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yeah I actually barricaded my door and covered my windows because I thought something was out to kill me, I get this. I don't even know why this happens it just does. but dw im in ur floor protecting u

i don't even feel safe in my own room

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another video andodd things from the woods

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