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Happy New Year!

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JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

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Izzy Hands is such a gay little creature, flouncing around with his little sword and his big blouse, all aquiver with rage. girl same

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I can’t wait until my sense of taste is back. This cup of tea tastes like hot water. :(

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@BritishGQ: “David (@danjlevy) from @SchittsCreek looks better in a kilt than I do.”

Ewan McGregor shares his thoughts on his #GQHeroes cover.

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worst day ever

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“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

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Big time advice for @palindrome-girl

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quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

#Oh so I gift you with an electric kettle and you spit in my face and buy a microwave?!?! #also you forgot your : ) #so you looked like an asshole #: )

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quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

#you don’t own a microwave : )

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Ao3 fic tag: If you read this you will die

Me: promise? *click*

#ao3 #fanfic #personal

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Girl what am I being sold here?

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ive always hated when a vampire story is trying to distance itself from traditional lore or common perception and the vampire turns up their nose and says "and no. I don't turn into a bat" like they're so offended that you'd even suggest that they could do something so cool. well congratulations you're uncool and boring goodbye