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tw: spoiler alert ig? stranger things episode 4

if a weird ass demon is chasing me and trying to kill me because I have traumas yall can play locket by crumb, 505 by artic monkeys, or any song by the 1975 thank you

#stranger things season 4 #billy stranger things #max stranger things #stranger things #st

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Wanda queen of shifting slay

#marvel #marvel cinematic universe #mcu phase 4 #mcu fandom #doctor strange #doctor stephen strange #wanda marvel #wanda maximoff

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I can’t believe I would have to start tagging spoilers for the show like the pjo book came out 10 years ago it’s old news that Luke was the villain move on

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THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME OH MY GOD

IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS PHOTOSHOPPED INTO THE PHOTO

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I have no idea what the fuck Sebastian Stan is thinking here, but I have to give him points for committing.

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Quannah Chasinghorse for best dressed at the Met Gala two years in a row:

Jewelry was custom designed! a collab btwn Quannah and Antelope Women Designs 

EDIT: Dress by Prabal Gurung

Quannah’s Instagram  

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what was the best met gala theme and why is it still 2018’s heavenly bodies

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I know y’all think Ryan clowned next to Blake but let me just say

I will argue that he was just as if not more on theme than her. He’s so far one of only a few men to actually wear a period appropriate suit that is to the dress code required!!

White tie events are the most formal events in Western/British culture and you bet ur ass the Met Gala is a white tie event— yet men rarely dress to this level because it isn’t what the general public wants or is aware of.

Not only that but his suit is mid-gilded age. The styling of the waistcoat with the pocket watch, the lapel and shoulder cut, the only modern aspects of it are the collar of his shirt and the lack of buttons on his jacket (but then again he’s allowed some personal taste).

In accordance with white tie formal, his suit is black but the material adds even more glamour, black velvet. Most men do just the front of the jacket and some silk or wool on the back/lapel with maybe their pants being the same (often cheaper). But his WHOLE SUIT is black velvet. Of course this prevents a nice front pleat that’s common in white tie suits, but due to the luxurious nature of velvet it is worth it because it comes off as even more extravagant and tasteful, a seamless transition from top to bottom (which a lot of suits struggle with)

And finally, a semi gloss black saddle boot with a tasteful gold wrist watch add enough luxury in a whispering way— making a lovely contrast to Blakes outfit.

He’s not dressed in competition with her, but rather in compliment. His suit is a warm black, which works beautifully with Blake’s color pallet, and the way velvet reflects light prevents any unwanted reflective shimmers from Blake so every photo together will look good and flattering. He’s her arm candy, in a way, by being well-dressed and complimentary without demanding equal attention. Because Blake lively is known for her Met Gala looks, and that is clearly important to her, so he supports her enthusiasm by simply being a perfect pair.

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Billie Eilish in Gucci at the 2022 Met Gala // Madame Paul Poirson by John Singer Sargent, 1885

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I knew it as soon as I saw her instagram post, but Lizzo is by far tonight’s winner. This actually looks like something House of Worth might have made.

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YES finally we have an actual contender for tonight’s winner! New York City was the cultural center of the gilded age, and Alicia Keys is honoring it!

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this isn’t a hot take so much as a legislative suggestion but honestly i think there should be consequences if you dress boring at the met gala. it should be like an elimination bracket where only the top 30 best dressed people get to come back next year and they have to find new people to fill it out and you can only try again after 5 years of repentance

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gilded glamour is one of the easiest themes you could dress for and yet i have seen flop after flop. i’m sick

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as usual, here’s some better alternative looks for this year’s met gala since hardly anyone follows the fucking theme.

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omfg THANK YOU Billie Eilish like actually bothered to look up some historical fashion! I actually really like this! Very fun take on late Victorian corsetry and evening wear!

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blake said in the live stream that her dress has the constellations of grand central station, the colour of the statue of liberty, the reveal of her dress that went from copper to green representing oxidized copper, like liberty, her crown has 7 spikes like the statue of libertys crown, which represents the 7 seas and the 7 continents, and represents freedom and inclusion. i’m in love.