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But I've read this script and the costume fits
So I'll play my part
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smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud
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U know ur in love with someone when their jokes are funny to you and you know you're over it when the same jokes get on your nerves instead
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Ask Polly: How Am I Supposed to Make Friends in My Late 20s?
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Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat
After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:
Do not stand at your bowl and meow.
I gave you food. It’s in there now.
I feed you at the dawning light,
I feed you at the fall of night.
I feed you kibbles mixed with meat
And wet food for a special treat.
I feed you even though you scoff
At all the food within your trough.
I feed you and still yet you yell
Like as a beast from deepest hell.
Do not stand at your bowl and cry.
I gave you food. You will not die.
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I like calling it female common sense instead of female intuition
"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights
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As you get older you start turning into your parents but not necessarily in a bad or good way. Like I noticed recently that the tune I hum to myself when working is the same one that my dad whistles when he’s doing dishes which was the same tune his uncle whistled when he was doing farm chores and I like the same sorts of foods my mother did even though she died when I was young and my brother fills up his glasses a bit too full the same way she did and his footsteps sound exactly like our dad’s
And you start to notice the things that have always been there. The same jokes you make over and over again, the way you sit on plastic chairs. There’s a lot different between you and your parents but there’s a lot that’s similar too and in the grand scheme of things it doesn’t mean much but I do hum a tune whistled over 40 years ago by a man I’ve never met on a farm I’ve never been to and isn’t that something
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not to be a sap or anything but this particular piece of little mermaid trivia does something to me
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an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing
woobifytonysoprano-deactivated2 | "Toe Dip" by Giordanne Salley | "Landscape" by David Hettinger | "Sunrise" by Louise Glück | @b0nkcreat (x) | "Through the Walls" by Anastasia Trusova | "Little prayer" by @leonardospoetry | @girlweepinginstairwell (x) | @rainie-is-seasonchange (x) | "Blumenwiese bei Weßling" by Alexander Koester | @pigswithwings (x) | "The Sun" by Edvard Munch | @inkskinned (x)
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I understand now why parents want you to get married to someone well settled
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