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It was at this moment he realised

He fucked up

#bridgerton spoilers #bridgerton s3 #colin x penelope

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This is so Colin/Penelope coded, I want to scream.

#myles smith #y’all this was released just in time for the Colin/Penelope of it all #bridgerton season 3 #polin #i’m not even joking #I truly think it was released in hopes of rocketing off their ‘oh it was you all along’ story #and it is a BRILLIANT MOVE #I heard a snippet weeks ago and was obsessed with hearing the whole song ever since #those who fanvid - go forth and make us proud!

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Colin: men are simple creatures, just bat your eyes and wave your fan.

Penelope: *bats her eyes and waves her fan*

Colin (sweating): Fuck she’s good.

#bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #polin #just saw a spoiler-y pic from episode three #the man is a MESS #I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT

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#love this dietician! #best bit is her wandering grocery stores and pointing out what she won’t buy #and it turns out to be that she won’t buy regular chicken nuggets because she prefers dino shaped #she’s all about adding good stuff to existing meals and I find her a very positive influence

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

#monica lewinsky

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“The usual, please”

#cats cats cats

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Carl is so... He's just some guy. He's the messiah. He's a war criminal. He's hope personified. He has killed babies. He's a cultist. He's a cishet ally but everyone thinks he's bisexual. He has daddy issues. He has PTSD. He's straight but he has a boyfriend. He really loves his friends. He has a mental illness. He loves his cat more than anyone and anything else in the world. He's an anarchist. He is slowly going insane. He's a fan favourite crawler. He's a mass murderer. The AI is in love with him. He makes inspirational speeches. He monologues. He's anti-establishment. He's traumatised. He pulls a lot of bitches but doesn't pay attention to them. He sees his friends as his family. He's street smart. He has gotten hit by a train.

#dungeon crawler Carl #how is he so precious to me? #I’m legit watching as he completely loses his mind the longer he’s in the dungeon #and uh yeah the babies thing #he didn’t know okay? #and they were goblins? does that make it slightly better? #it’s donut that deserves the bulk of the judgement there

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You've heard of Earth is space australia now get ready for: Earth is the space Amazon Rainforest. Aliens land on Earth and they are losing their goddamn minds because every square inch of the ground is absolutely PACKED with life like there are hundreds of species just in this one site, there are winged animals flying through the sky and multiple colonies of sophisticated social insects just in the shadow of their ship, this ONE ROCK is covered in MULTIPLE SPECIES OF ORGANISMS that are themselves MULTIPLE ORGANISMS LIVING SYMBIOTICALLY, the tall, woody autotrophs look so different from each other because they're...holy shit that's like 5, 6, 7???? different species on this one site???

they start talking to a human and the human is like "haha yeah that's a crow!" and the alien researcher is like "you called it a 'bird' earlier, is that a different name?" and the human is like "oh a crow is just one species of bird, there's like, 10 others out there"

"On this planet?"

"No, in the back yard right now."

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#dirty minds worldwide

#itoeiadbalwgeo #❤️❤️❤️

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#my thoughts skidded to a stop upon seeing this

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😂 I’m sorry but all I can think about is Colin in the back watching the wall.

#bridgerton #😆

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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

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there should be a knives out movie for every season. like. knives out is for autumn. glass onion is for summer. there ought to be a spring and winter movies. benoit blanc solves a murder in a christmas jumper. there's an extended metaphor around coming into bloom and rebirth. they're trapped in a cabin in a snowstorm and there's a murderer among them. someone's hayfever medicine is the key to everything. what's not clicking

#knives out

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#fuck him uuuuuuup! #bridgerton #nicola coughlan #luke newton #(god help me) #polin

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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.

Free him from the time loop.

#oooooh! #I’ve missed this every time before this #now signed up and looking forward to reading along

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

#bring on the awesome turn of events

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i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone